I personally wrote, animated, and voiced the entire program. I did this with the full intention of mis-marketing it to autistic 20-somethings. Every pony thread on /b/ was started by me or my production company.
In the 2002 season, I pitched 31 1-3 innings in relief for the Kansas City Royals going 4-2, 10 HLD, 6 SV, and a 5.40 ERA. My career was cut short in an accident the following winter involving snowmobiles and LSD. Billy Beane once called me "mediocre at best."
I hold the patent on a special valve for gas cylinders used in deep sea welding. I speak fluent Persian and was twice published in Omni magazine in high school. My stories were so poor that they directly led to a decline in readership that caused the magazine to fail. I am really good at looking up things on Wikipedia to confirm the various nonsense I spout...
Oh shit, SV is the abbreviation for save.... glad I'm wasting brain cells remembering that!
Sorry, I thought it would be "SAV" or some shit and make me look like a total fool........................
>>182 I lost myself too. What were we talking about?
Do you...really dislike IDs so much?
I find IDs...
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What good are they, anyway?
Though it occurs to me, with admin privileges I can do whatever the fuck I want...
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>>191
Oh how did you do that?
Please tell me in the ways of Kareha!
>>199
But Kareha is Perl. I reported you for trying to deceive me.
I got stuck in a retarded group from hell for my Literature test. (Why the teacher assigns group tests, I don't know.) One of the questions was to talk about how Milton sees Satan or something. I argued that by saying that he was a wolf, what Milton really meant was that he was fierce, vicious, strong, proud, etc etc, and by comparing him to a bird, he was fast, and so on and so on, but my group members argued that by saying that Satan was a wolf, it meant that he could turn into a wolf.
Lucky me.
>>201
Don't you fucking lie now.
Bitch still keeps pruning threads and I can't figure out why.
There, I think I fixed it. Now let's try to recover some shit...
OK. I'm sure some shit is missing, but some shit has returned! Keep an eye out for strange behavior...
>>208
Is it just me, or are there posts missing. I definitely remember posting a RAN-TAN-TAN in an older thread.
>>206
Wait, I thought it was intentional!?
Let's summon WAHa_06x36.
>>206
Mhm. Check the config variables MAX_THREADS, MAX_POSTS and TRIM_METHOD.
Make sure MAX_POSTS is 0.
>>210
It was intentionally pruning according to configuration. However, my autistic users insisted on greater retention, and here we are: EVERYTHING PRESERVED FOREVER AND EVER (or until I stop paying my bills).
I'm so excited for w2con (AX). Should I make w2ch t-shirts or something?
Today I decide to stake out 0037's house. Nothing happened. He's asleep right now, I think.
This Tuesday, I think I'll try my luck at breaking in his house while he's away.
Ahh, it's been a while. What did I miss?
http://www.yourworldoftext.com/world2ch
It's so ... empty...
Our good friend Cole Stryker, author of "Memes R Funni: Catz, LOL" is back, quoted in this CNBC article about Anonymous attacking Vatican web sites.
>“Anonymous is a handful of geniuses surrounded by a legion of idiots,” said Cole Stryker, an author who has researched the movement. “You have four or five guys who really know what they’re doing and are able to pull off some of the more serious hacks, and then thousands of people spreading the word, or turning their computers over to participate in a DDoS attack.”
I'd say it can't end well, but this guy hasn't gone away yet!
>author of "Memes R Funni: Catz, LOL"
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>>219
I had to Google Cole Stryker because I had no idea who he was.
School is going well for me. I got a 49/50 on my midterm for Psych. The multiple choice got me a 29/30 and for my two short essays, I just made scribbles that vaguely resembled cursive (and quite a bit of them, too). I got the highest score in the class and the teacher wrote ``Great comments!" on the front of my test. I'm not sure whether she was joking or serious.
I wrote an essay for my Sociology class and somehow was the only one that managed to use MLA format, have a proper thesis statement, and have five strong paragraphs. The teacher picked on me the most though... ah well, you get what you pay for with community college.
Why does 0037 close some shitty threads but not others? It makes me wonder. We need an ``Ask 0037 Questions" thread.
Kids: Lie, cheat, and steal your way through life. Anyone who suggests that lying, cheating, and stealing is somehow wrong is just a liar, a cheat, or a thief trying to reduce their competition.
Today, I did some internet research on some of the lesser known founders of Western Chan phenomenon, early 4chan moderators thatdog, Saber, and 0037. I have found approx. 12 pages of content for my book "Chanology: The History behind 4chan and Friends". Problem is, I need more images of them.
MSRP: $19.99. coming to stores everywhere this Winter.
>>233
Reported to moot for impersonating me.
I kind of want to make a zoo out of an old computer with the theme of "follow every link on /b/ with Internet Explorer"
I love going through eBay auctions for iPads and counting the number that are posted with the "eBay app for Android"
If Nevada isn't returning your love letters, there are other dreamy girls out there for the taking. This will be part of an ongoing series of world2ch pinups:
Alyssa "Ahmazing" Bustamante, 18
If you have issues with intimacy, Alyssa may be the girl for you. She won't be able to so much as hold your hand until at least 2028 due to the injustices of minimum sentencing requirements. All she did was murder a nine year-old girl just to watch her die. An aspiring writer, the then 15 year-old had this to say of her first time:
>I strangled them and slit their throat and stabbed them now they're dead. I don't know how to feel atm. It was ahmazing. As soon as you get over the "ohmygawd I can't do this" feeling, it's pretty enjoyable. I'm kinda nervous and shaky though right now. Kay, I gotta go to church now ... lol.
Positives: has accepted Christ as her Lord and savior.
Negatives: aol-speak, thrill-killing.
Alyssa is presently living in the fabulous vacation destination that is the Texas corrections system with few plans for the future. Maybe you boys could change that!
Let's take a look at reasons why films were banned in the past and recently:
Reenactment of the Massacre at Wounded Knee (1906): Banned in the USA due to its sympathetic portrayal of American Indians. (LOL)
A Serbian Film (2010): Banned in Norway due to its graphic depictions of rape, necrophilia, and pedophilia. (Oh shi
However much we may bitch and moan about censorship, there's no denying we've come a long way.
Today I sat around and did a lot of nothing. I feel like crap.
Today I sat around and did a lot of nothing. I feel great!
Facebook just raised $16 billion. That's a LOT of money. After all the bills are paid, they'll have billions in straight cash. The elephant in the room is: what the fuck are they going to do with all that money?
Basically, the way I see it, they have a few options:
UP $0.23!!!!*$&!&$^&!^!^&$^!!!!!!!!!!!
Wooooooooooooooooooooo what a roller coaster ride of a trading day that was! This is where fortunes are made, baby!
Oh wait, no one has money to blow on fad stocks atm.....
I jerked off a lot and played DOTA 2 today
Facebook: 32.82 +0.83 +/- 0.08 by the time I finish typing THIS.
Rich bitches moaning and suing because they didn't make enough money on the initial trades. Must be nice to have the full weight of the justice system for use as an insurance policy. Does anyone care for the peasants/lemmings who fought to buy junk w/o full disclosure? Of course not...
Today I went to Mitsuwa and bought the following items:
1 VIP milk chocolate
1 Yoshinoya beef bowl
1 Vermont curry mix package
7 packs of Shin Ramyun
1 午後の紅茶無糖 (bottled tea)
1 UCC black coffee
1 plate of katsu curry from Kayaba (came with salad)
1 coffee cream pastry, 1 corn mayo bread, 2 an donuts, 1 loaf of cranberry bread (sliced) from Pastry House Hippo
It was good times.
If you care, Lennox is a company that makes air conditioners. Why you'd want their app I cannot begin to imagine, but whatever...
This thread is brought to you by Lennox: Innovation Never Felt So Good(TM).
DOWNLOAD THE APP RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE FUCKS. How will you ever know how much money you can save by upgrading your air conditioning TODAY???
The 31st of May. On this day in 1279 BCE, Ramses II became Pharaoh. This is the earliest event in history that can be paired to a specific date...
>"On this day, 1279 years before the birth of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ, blessed be his name, 2725 years after creation..."
Of course if you insist I put it that way, your particular religion probably believes it can tie specific dates to events like Noah's flood and Abraham's circumcision and so my point is invalidated by your faith anyway...
>In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.
>--Andy Warhol
>Andy lived in a time of mass culture. Everyone watched the same 3 TV channels, watched the same Oscar-winning movies, and read the same books from the book of the month club.
>Pop culture has fragmented. We read one of a million blogs, listen to obscure bands, and stream movies that are never released in theaters. Even "big stars" are unknown to most people.
>Now in the future, everyone is famous to 15 people.
--Ted Rall
HEY TOKIKO, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TUMBLR????
>>254
I got bored of being Tokiko. I'm sorry!
0037, come to these IRC channels:
irc.sageru.org #jp
irc.rizon.net #tokiko
Today I brought my site back online.
My girlfriend and I had some more serious discussions.
I watched my IRC channel grow and I made several hundred more posts with my new /a/ tripcode.
In the middle of the day, I applied for some jobs.
All in all it was an alright day.
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How many of you are HVAC experts? I need to retrofit in a forced air heating system into an existing home that only has a wall heater and otherwise uses space heaters.
>>271
You should call a professional for that one.
>>273Smudge pots were my first choice.
Also, where the fuck is this economic downturn they keep going on about? I had two contractors reschedule on me yesterday despite my willingness to hand them all of my money. There's no shortage of work. Business is booming. They're making this recession shit up. People are putting foreclosure/short sale signs in their yards as a fashion statement.
Today I wrote on Neomodernism, my term for the philosophical movement to follow Postmodernism