I personally wrote, animated, and voiced the entire program. I did this with the full intention of mis-marketing it to autistic 20-somethings. Every pony thread on /b/ was started by me or my production company.

In the 2002 season, I pitched 31 1-3 innings in relief for the Kansas City Royals going 4-2, 10 HLD, 6 SV, and a 5.40 ERA. My career was cut short in an accident the following winter involving snowmobiles and LSD. Billy Beane once called me "mediocre at best."