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whip of his dick. But it was
useless, the aliens now held the land
but since most of it was Africa
the Final Boss had to be fought
in the glorious Corean peninsula. It was
a long journey but finally the ninja's
minds were ready to make it. So
ash gathered up their pokeballs and supplies
and started summoning the final boss. 0037
rose from his decrepit lair of faggotry
to prepare for the final boss fight.
He started the process by taking a
knee and begging the best lord, Kalki,
to imbue him with superhuman fighting ability
and he begged the second best lord
to imbue him with semihuman fighting ability.
His requests were ignored as the lords
were busy fighting the final boss themselves.
Frustrated by his inability to fight the
the final boss, 0037 decided that he
would fight both the lords and the
final boss, disregarding his lack of semisuperhuman
fighting ability. He quickly discovered, however, that
a lack of (semi)superhuman fighting ability is
about all you need to die terribly.
With 0037 dead, the fight against the
final boss spread across the earth killing
the producers of every barbaric tv show.
Archivists of barbaric tv shows also perished.
This was a terrible loss for the
enthusiasts of barbaric TV shows, but especially
the fans, who also died. No trace
of barbaric TV shows meant that the
gay sages were free to channel their
Homopowers through tv satelites against the final
boss. Even Lening helped out, rallying his
few troops and all the while stirring
Latvian patriotic fervor. The final boss responded
with 200 tons of hair. This proved
too much for Lenin's bald spot and
the burgeoning Latvian patriotic fervor dissipated, leaving
only the hairy uncle and Tokiko to
realize that this story is ending soon.
Using their combined power, they quickly defeated
the final boss, now revealed to be
Avery Morow. Shii was finally dead, and
the hairy uncle faced Tokiko and said:
There was never any barbaric TV shows.