I was walking home last Friday, when
Jerry used the opportunity to escape through
a useful portal that Steve had placed
and then that faggot was still alive.
Unfortunately, the portal led to our heroes
losing track of the Latvian war plot
but thankfully, the Irish reminded them by
using that precise moment of time to
collectively materialize 5 tons of anti-potatoes at
once. But it was then that they
took a moment so that they could
avoid being squashed by 5 tons of anti-potatoes
but then in the following moment they
suddenly remembered what they were going to do,
and subsequently forgot how many words they
were supposed to use; my bad. Anyways,
the anti-potatoes reacted with potatoes, leveling Ireland.
This caused large amounts of semen to
be ejected into the atmosphere. Our heroes'
Death to the United States of America
interrupted Khayriyyah Karim al-Rashid as she took
a tsunami of semen to the face.
"Not again!" cried Tokiko, as all his
strength was consumed by a strong and
Homosexual need for his big gay neighbors WiFi
to access a word counting machine for
the purpose of counting some words. The
first word to be counted was a
very gay word: "Homosexuality". Tokiko got all
the children rounded up in his cage.
But it wasn't enough. You see, Tokiko
had a very bizarre fetish that involved
cadavers, pigeons, cardboard, pottery, wire, sand, caustic
soda and chopped onions poured over children.
ki8ll tok8iko th8e bas8que nigg8er now pl8z!
"Homosexuality," thought Tokiko, "yes that is the
perfect addition to my fetish concoction!" This
statement marked the inevitable evolution from total
perversion to a form of perversion that
sexual deviancy as it was some bizarre
form of homoasexuality, known only to the
most sacred of gay sages living in
most luxurious and modern area in the
vast depths of the Gay City, where
or when isn't at issue. What matters
is that the gay sages suddenly detected
a strange disturbance in the depths of
the gay field. "Something incredibly Homosexual is
causing a strange disturbance in the depths
of the gay field" they said. Tokiko
reached for his bottle of v1agra and
channeled his inner Bas8que spirit to unleash
a strange disturbance in the depths of
the gay field. This caused the children to
emerge directly from a small opening at
the bottom of the net Tokiko was
using to unleash a strange disturbance in
the gay field which then went through
the minds of the gay sages. The
strange disturbance in the depths of the
gay field made the gay sages realize
that, perhaps, they aren't gay at all.
They quickly teleported the children to safety
by using the power of transportive anal
fixation. Tokiko, shocked by the sudden disappearance
suddenly realized what had just happened. Furiously,
he pumped and pumped but it was
no use. The slurry's gay energy had
already turned the children into gay rapists
which caused considerable issues for the gay
rapists currently operating directly beneath the top
echelons of the gay society, seeing as
dependent on them finding the children and
defeating the entire gay sage monastery protecting
their newly found power source: highly hyperactive
, genetically engineered, self lubricating, ultrasonic ass gerbils.
we'll never work again?" So they decided
to boycott gay children. Meanwhile, 0037 and
his ass had their own gay rapist
namely the hairy uncle who had taken
to rapin' ass without apology. The children
were sexually confused and abandoned their homosexuality
in favor of traditional bas3que morals. The
uncle almost had a heart attack due
couldnt hold it all in his mouth
and it all spilled out. "Eww, that's
my ass juice!" exclaimed 0037 as his
flaccid penis slapped against the uncle's face.
Suddenly, Tokiko burst through the door. "The
children have escaped from my net!" He
exclaimed while taking gay rapist cock up
to the uncle as a gift. But
the uncle got penis envy and slapped
himself again with 0037's flaccid member. Gay
men had suddenly materialized inside of the
same place where there are lots of