I was walking home last Friday, when
and invited tokiko and the uncle onto
the zeppelin so they could escape from
the bas3que separatists threatening their navel purity.
Finally safe from the danger below, they
relaxed and had a little orgy. But
while they were busy making love, the
following them - a difficult task, seeing as
the Jewish Conspirators were on their tails.
It turns out that most plane engines
are not designed for flying through semen
, which was still falling from the sky.
The planes started plummeting! Thankfully, there were
lakes and seas full of semen for
them to crash land in. The zeppelin
was not a plane and flew away.
"Wow, I really didn't think that the
fuel would last this long." It didn't.
The zeppelin then crashed into Lenin's mausoleum.
Above the rising semen floods, it looked
like the Jewish Conspirators had one-upped the
bas3ques, and locked them in their plane
which was a light blue Douglas DC-9
that started turning white as it sank
into one of Earth's many active volcanoes.
into one of Earth's many active volcanoes.
Remember to double post just in case
in case the semen oceans should freeze
which they won't, since the volcanoes keep
the semen at room temperature quite efficiently.
^That is how hard the volcanoes work
when the semen isn't at room temperature.
Thankfully, however, it is already pretty warm.
Looks pretty tasty too, in my opinion.
What are you, some kind of homo?
Anyways back to the story. The jewish
Othorodox idol group was about to begin
but they realized it was Friday night
a bloodless coup d'etat in Scotland's parliament
would have to wait until Sunday. However,
the zeppelin, still crashed at Lenin's mausoleum,
having run out of semen, started deflating.
Massive blow up bombs, which started a
chain reaction that the Othorodox idols felt
really nice today, thanks! How are you?
Great! Story's talking back to me, though.
Apparently I forgot to take my meds.
This is the 349th post. God bless.
0037, Tokiko and the hairy uncle were
busy defiling Lenin's corpse. The zeppelin continued
sinking in the semen floods. I wish
Lenin came back to life." thought 0037,
and surprisingly, his wish was granted. Lenin
is the final boss. He has 999999
^999999 power level on his armor and
big smelly stinky doo doo breathe meanie
feet. He can also summon the entire
Red Army using nothing but his hat.
Which has been missing since 1924 but
it doesn't matter because the Red Army
was always drunk by 10 AM anyway.
The scottish coup instigators, in the zeppelin,
were also drunk. It was past 10.
Tokiko charged up his ultimate ability, 「ＤＭＸ
-itsu. Here's a sample of it: https://i.imgur.com/MFecDiw.mp4
where he uses his stand (「ＴＯＫＩＫＯ」) to
the zeppelin had finished sinking into the
niggers thoungue my anus. The aforementioned ass
shuddered with joy, while it watched the
the thread try to die. But that
darned thread just kept going on, despite
the intervention of the zionist conspiracy. In
the meantime, hiroyuki ran over m00t in
a brand new snuff film, produced by
the Barbaric Bas3que(tm) TV Company, a barbaric
bas3que television company that also shoots movies.
Since all televisions on earth were destroyed.
Misplaced period nonwithstanding, our protagonists marched towards
the nearest exit from Russia, leaving behind
a dozen glazed donuts just in time
to celebrate Christmas with all their friends.
It was at the border with Latvia
that they were confronted by a large
Latvian bas3que nigger who was farming potato
blight for Latvia's war against Ireland. Our
heroes were sadly far weaker than him,
they couldn't believe it was going to
go in the pooper. But it did.
It was very painful for the uncle,
going in that tight ass without lube
made him cry. But he did it
without any prior experience or knowledge of
anal lube techniques because he loved his
country and was sure that this would
help defeat Ireland. The Irish had killed
Sonic the hedgehog and raped his corpse.
This was a truly devastating fact for