I was walking home last Friday, when
dick first. This gave tokiko time to
shove himself into the nearest anus, which
fucking exploded into a bunch of spiders
the moment he touched it. His gayness
or lack thereof was no longer the
driving force behind the story; the new
potatoes that he had stuck up his
urethra were now the story's main focus
which is a welcome change of pace.
These potatoes are called kumara, due to
some weirdo deciding that "kumara" was a
food that belonged in the urethra. But
alas, it wasn't so. Therefore we must
remove the kumara from his urethra and
worship Satan like good, obedient satanists. Lucifer
was pleased and pulled out his wand.
He used it to rename kumara to
sweet potato. This Eurocentric naming convention was
condemned on tumblr and praised on stormfront.
Tokiko didn't care, as he was busy
negotiating his release from the penis police's
most heavily guarded jail cell. Suddenly, Stormfront
came in from the east and flooded
the rest of the internet with shitty
drawings of racial violence, in which several
"No. Stop talking about websites" interrupted our
beloved webmaster 0037, butting into the narration.
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Tokiko used the ensuing chaos to escape
deep into the semen towards the last
remaining zeppelin station. Unfortunately, the zeppelin was
Led Zeppelin and thus could not carry
tokiko and entire surviving Bas3que population. So
he thought and remembered ghosts are weightless.
After pausing a moment to reflect on
the fact that the zeppelin had crashed
At least once prior to the establishing
a code of conduct concerning the safe
telling of a story. Therefore he could
and should, no MUST, and certainly will
not use the zeppelin; it already crashed.
For an instant everything was still. Then
a bird landed on a small goat
causing a snowballing effect that had been
started long ago with a grain of
rice from Tokiko's prison meal. The guards
were unaware of this impending snowball effect
so they kept stuffing him with rice.
Meanwhile, the bird prepared his anus for
even more rice stuffing. Tokiko cried for
hours as the snowball effect began to
summon thousands of birds and small goats
all heading straight for his anus too.
"Will I die in here?" wondered Tokiko,
having just finished hallucinating of diving into
his own rice-stuffed anal passage."If so
much of me can fit in here,
then some goats should be no problem!"
Of course, this was an erroneous assumption
seeing as the goats had sharp horns.
After the screams had finally subsided, there
was a feeling in the air that
some great evil had happened there. The
feeling appeared, most saliently, to be emerging
from the depth of tokiko's ravaged anus
at the bottom of a huge crater.
Of course, this was an erroneous assumption
as the anus was the crater itself.
"Now, this is where things get hairy"
said the hairy uncle, who was experienced
in identifying the exact point at which
things would begin to get noticeably more
populated by the characteristically increased growth of
the frequency of dumb anus-related humor in
identifying the exact point at which things
get hairy. He quickly fed Tokiko a
a ten ounce bar of solid LSD.
The Large Slimy Dick was too much
for poor 🅱ob, whose mind was suddenly
quite hairy. The hairiness was characterized by
naming himself Bob and diving dick first
into the increasingly hairy uncle's hairy navel
in search of pleasures yet unknown to
many. The next thing to happen really
made the story ridiculous and incomprehensible. The
thing that happened next, however, made the
entire semen ocean hairy. The hairy uncle
thought so at least. In reality, what
he thought was hairy wasn't nearly as
hairy as things were actually about to
get. "Things are getting very hairy" spat
the uncle as his body became noticeably
hairier. Tokiko too was suddenly spouting
increasingly large amounts of body hair. He
begged the uncle for help, but he
was too late. Hair erupted from every
non-covered surface on the entire planet. Lenin's