I was walking home last Friday, when
busy defiling Lenin's corpse. The zeppelin continued
sinking in the semen floods. I wish
Lenin came back to life." thought 0037,
and surprisingly, his wish was granted. Lenin
is the final boss. He has 999999
^999999 power level on his armor and
big smelly stinky doo doo breathe meanie
feet. He can also summon the entire
Red Army using nothing but his hat.
Which has been missing since 1924 but
it doesn't matter because the Red Army
was always drunk by 10 AM anyway.
The scottish coup instigators, in the zeppelin,
were also drunk. It was past 10.
Tokiko charged up his ultimate ability, 「ＤＭＸ
-itsu. Here's a sample of it: https://i.imgur.com/MFecDiw.mp4
where he uses his stand (「ＴＯＫＩＫＯ」) to
the zeppelin had finished sinking into the
niggers thoungue my anus. The aforementioned ass
shuddered with joy, while it watched the
the thread try to die. But that
darned thread just kept going on, despite
the intervention of the zionist conspiracy. In
the meantime, hiroyuki ran over m00t in
a brand new snuff film, produced by
the Barbaric Bas3que(tm) TV Company, a barbaric
bas3que television company that also shoots movies.
Since all televisions on earth were destroyed.
Misplaced period nonwithstanding, our protagonists marched towards
the nearest exit from Russia, leaving behind
a dozen glazed donuts just in time
to celebrate Christmas with all their friends.
It was at the border with Latvia
that they were confronted by a large
Latvian bas3que nigger who was farming potato
blight for Latvia's war against Ireland. Our
heroes were sadly far weaker than him,
they couldn't believe it was going to
go in the pooper. But it did.
It was very painful for the uncle,
going in that tight ass without lube
made him cry. But he did it
without any prior experience or knowledge of
anal lube techniques because he loved his
country and was sure that this would
help defeat Ireland. The Irish had killed
Sonic the hedgehog and raped his corpse.
This was a truly devastating fact for
all the Sonic fanboys on the internet,
who were now being persecuted for having
shit taste. Anyways, the Latvian was finally
about to take his whole family to
rape the uncle too. Even grandma was
coming along. Just then, however, the admin
took an enourmous shit, which the Latvians
were scared off by. The uncle cried
"Clean this shit up janny.". Needlessly rushing
yet another character into the story is
the height of cool and very popular.
Janny retconned xerself into the story seamlessly.
Xe started cleaning up the shit, just
fuck my shit up senpai. Wasn't that
a nice reference? No you dumb anus,
my shit isn't fucked up. And then
Janny got killed by the shit that
fell from the International Space Station. Xe
was buried with full military honors at
the city dump. Meanwhile, everyone else had
a swell time running through Latvia. They
were all raped several more times. Finally,
they were outside Latvia, at the Baltic
Sea. Due to the zeppelin having sunk
they tried to get an Uber to
have some fun in. The Uber arrived,
but there wasn't enough space for the
orgy, so they had to wait until
we are considering retiring this thread because
the ascii art for the zeppelin isn't
finished yet. Please wait warmly while we
hire sixteen Indian subcontractors to work on
it, using one keyboard each on the
eight ibm XTs that washed up on
the Indian shores after the cum floods
dried up so we began to harvest
the floatsam the floods had brought with
a bunch of straws made of tinfoil
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARDCAPTOR 7
said some fagot before he died
unlike this thread. I hope this thread
lives forever in it's glory. Anyway the
heroes, long ignored now, had reverted to
trying to fix a broken TV to watch
well would you look at the time.
It is time to watch barbaric shows
in film strip form. Television is banned