I was walking home last Friday, when
Halal-certified lube will be provided. Tokiko
started drinking the sriracha sauce because he
already filled his colon with it and
a mixture of semen and small animals.
"Diverse shower!!!" he shouted while spreading his
more cough syrup than they thought imaginable.
This thread was never good and should
One upon a time there was a
at long last finally ended. The end.
"Is it finally over?" thought the uncle...
...but it isn't over, it never is...
said the mentally disturbed w2channer, who would
not let the thread die. 0037 please
no don't do that, delete this thread
right after you finally suck your dick.
Please don't feel pressured by Anonymous, he
is just being rude. Who is this
man in tokiko's bedroom?" though the uncle.
The man had just finished sedating tokiko
lets out a long fart
The End.
Hungover, I check my phone. 0037 had
left me several voicemails. I decided
to post at the same time as
me; seriously, what are the odds? Then
tokiko proceeded to phone the uncle about
how he was almost molested by a
"Don't worry, I chased him away" 0037
watched barbaric shows on his television set
while waiting for a reply from tokiko.
but he died years ago. His doppelganger
had simply taken his place; watching barbaric
cough syrup laced with DXM. Tokiko, aware
of the plot, proceeds to help the
tokiko escape the evil clutches of the
2kike is a fag
bas3ques who threatened his navel virginity. The
zeppelin, which was still in the backyard
desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
said 0037 as he started the zeppelin
and flew out of the story forever.
0037 promptly flew back into the story
and invited tokiko and the uncle onto
the zeppelin so they could escape from
the bas3que separatists threatening their navel purity.
Finally safe from the danger below, they
relaxed and had a little orgy. But
while they were busy making love, the
following them - a difficult task, seeing as
the Jewish Conspirators were on their tails.
It turns out that most plane engines
are not designed for flying through semen
, which was still falling from the sky.
The planes started plummeting! Thankfully, there were
lakes and seas full of semen for
them to crash land in. The zeppelin
was not a plane and flew away.
"Wow, I really didn't think that the
fuel would last this long." It didn't.
The zeppelin then crashed into Lenin's mausoleum.
Above the rising semen floods, it looked
like the Jewish Conspirators had one-upped the
bas3ques, and locked them in their plane
which was a light blue Douglas DC-9
that started turning white as it sank
into one of Earth's many active volcanoes.
into one of Earth's many active volcanoes.
Remember to double post just in case
in case the semen oceans should freeze
which they won't, since the volcanoes keep
the semen at room temperature quite efficiently.
^That is how hard the volcanoes work
when the semen isn't at room temperature.
Thankfully, however, it is already pretty warm.
Looks pretty tasty too, in my opinion.
What are you, some kind of homo?
Anyways back to the story. The jewish
Othorodox idol group was about to begin
but they realized it was Friday night
a bloodless coup d'etat in Scotland's parliament
would have to wait until Sunday. However,
the zeppelin, still crashed at Lenin's mausoleum,
having run out of semen, started deflating.
Massive blow up bombs, which started a
chain reaction that the Othorodox idols felt
really nice today, thanks! How are you?
Great! Story's talking back to me, though.
Apparently I forgot to take my meds.
This is the 349th post. God bless.
0037, Tokiko and the hairy uncle were