lobbying for this, but I guess it's the kind of person who gets off on

paired numbers. I mean, I've met a few in my time, and it turns out they almost always tortured

animals as a child. If

they achieve any sense of nor

malcy into adulthood, t

hey often have gilfriend

s who died in mysterious accidents.

Those are the most func

tional cases and can go undetected in eve

n the smallest community. The sad r

emainder, are loners who keep to them selves

and subsist entirely on the cash, j

ewelry, and gold fillings taken from the

ir hundreds of victims. In man

y cases, they have a chest freezer ful

l of body parts, packed up to the to

p and overflowing, sometimes weighed down wit

h a cinder block to contain the putrefi

ed contents. There usually isn't a s

ingle vagrant within six mile

s of monsters like t

hese. Murder to them is a meaningless ge

sture, a task wi

th al

l the weight of the morning ple

asantries they exchange with thos

e they have decide

d not to murder because the c

rawlspace is presently full. I

f you suspect someon

e is getting kicks with “DUBS CHECK 'EM”, report them to the authorites at once!

SERIOUSLY, SHIT WAS NEVER FUNNY AND IT RUINED EVERYTHING