AKA: Tokiko, (Remainder of list deleted due to character limit)
Known facts
(aside from actual facts, of course)
Never sleeps
Was like 10 years old when world2ch was an actual thing
Knows everything about me including my SSN, names and addresses of ex-girlfriends, and even has a copy of my dental X-rays in a 48 page file he keeps handcuffed to his wrist at all times…
Has a proven ability to sneak past motion detectors
Probably the one fucking with my netflix queue
Releases rats onto my property for his own amusement
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Dates Mormons and twins
Dabbles in a strange combination of Western philosophy, Islam, and drug abuse
Runs about 18 blogs (at last count) & 6 twitter accounts
Drinks near-lethal amounts of cough syrup every weekend… for his ongoing cold. Get well soon, Archduke!
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