0037 yawned as he opened his eyes
fucking soy boy goy gay faggot niggers !!!
The first operation against the admin involved
preparing by chugging soy milk and having
unprotected gay sex to boost morale. Then
then hand jobs. Then a nap. Then
a fucking wire brush up the urethra.
Their urethra worms were unfazed, emboldened even.
"This calls for extreme measures" said Tokiko
as he began to suck out the
filling of all the Twinkies he brought
out of an opening in the big
boulder there. Only it wasn't a boulder
it was the admin, getting sucked off
and the Twinkies weren't Twinkies, they were
urethra worms, of the emboldened variety. The
twinkies were being crushed by the boulder,
which subsequently attracted the attention of a
lot of ants. Tokiko hated ants so
he stopped sucking the urethra worms and
just thought about sleeping until morning comes.
And he could've slept if it weren't
for all the ants that showed up
beneath his eyelids where they battled the
urethra worms and just thought about sleeping
until morning comes. And they could've slept
if it weren't for the urethra worms
burrowing into the part of his brain
that was suitable for sleeping. After a
few million years, the urethra worms evolved
into an organism identical to tokiko. It
really stood out now that humans evolved
from tokiko's urethra worms. A new religion
was formed around the idea of urethra
worms being angels for our god tokiko.
As it grew, its followers became known
as Tokikans, Tokites, Southern Reformed Tokikans and
the Jews. This is how Judaism originated.
Constant internecine warfare reduced the earth to
a narrow group of pasty thesaurus-wielding nerds
who eat next-level ass. Regarding the Jews,
their hats were much sillier now. Everything
related to the art of basket smashing
could be condensed into a single tome
and read during a rainy Sunday afternoon
. Make no mistake woven wares come in
many shapes and sizes but not all
are worthy of proper destruction. It is
neither good nor wholesome to wear a
Beanie, due to the immense lack of