0037 yawned as he opened his eyes

just thought about sleeping until morning comes.

And he could've slept if it weren't

for all the ants that showed up

beneath his eyelids where they battled the

urethra worms and just thought about sleeping

until morning comes. And they could've slept

if it weren't for the urethra worms

burrowing into the part of his brain

that was suitable for sleeping. After a

few million years, the urethra worms evolved

into an organism identical to tokiko. It

really stood out now that humans evolved

from tokiko's urethra worms. A new religion

was formed around the idea of urethra

worms being angels for our god tokiko.

As it grew, its followers became known

as Tokikans, Tokites, Southern Reformed Tokikans and

the Jews. This is how Judaism originated.

Constant internecine warfare reduced the earth to

a narrow group of pasty thesaurus-wielding nerds

who eat next-level ass. Regarding the Jews,

their hats were much sillier now. Everything

related to the art of basket smashing

could be condensed into a single tome

and read during a rainy Sunday afternoon

. Make no mistake woven wares come in

many shapes and sizes but not all

are worthy of proper destruction. It is

neither good nor wholesome to wear a

Beanie, due to the immense lack of