0037 yawned as he opened his eyes
He woke up to the sight of
truly horrendous, he wasn't even wearing the
new tie he got for his birthday
suit. Meaning he was pure Naked. Suddenly,
Tokiko woke up from this dream too.
He was still in the alien habitat
where he was fed only sweaty ducks
in a lovely szechuan glaze that almost
More like autism part two, amirite. Lol!
drowned the poor animals. Cooking was unknown
to the alien masters, who only consumed
Dried rice and stinky socks. It was
slightly better than live ducks. Tokiko wanted
something that resembled his normal diet, like
something he had eaten in the past.
In turn, he only got served more
dried rice and stinky socks. It wasn't
very pleasant. They tried putting mayonnaise on
his food, but it wasn't actual mayonnaise
But rather, exactly what you suspect - my
industrial coolant in a mayonnaise bottle. I
exclusively use mayonnaise bottles for my fluids
since I have them in such abundance from
working in the lucrative mayonnaise bottle industry.
Did you know that mayonnaise bottles are
very evil and can easily kill you?
asked I, the narrator of this story.
But this not about me, this is
just the evil influence of mayonnaise bottles
taking over. We return to Tokiko's meal
now slathered in mayonnaise-like industrial coolant
It seemed fairly ordinary to Tokiko, however
much the fumes burned his eyes. Perhaps
he was used to such ocurrences. He
wiped the tears away as he reminisced
about the life he led before this
frolicking through fields of daisies and daffodils
led to his encounter with a bee.
It was not a particularly friendly encounter
but it was not especially unfriendly. This
was the beginning of all his problems
with insects; not only had the bees
with a air of haughty elitism. Even
the trvest thought they were too elitist
in their actions. Tokiko suddenly started hating
bees. This coincided with the beephobic movement
that ultimately led to his alien captivity.
Tokiko sighed as he finished his meal
and reflected on his unfortunate fate. "oh,
if only I had known, that Bees
are so elitist!" His tears dripped into
an anthill. The ants inside were
digging his escape tunnel. Another three hundred
years and it would be complete. He
decided to wait, not knowing how long
he would be able to stand it.
He waits for about
thirty minutes before giving up. "This is
awesome i like fucking cp so much
and also I miss Emily and Holly
from my high school days, before this
whole mess started." He started crying while
vigorously masturbating to a vivid memory of
is not 0037 dead, gonna talk to your self, ey?
" screamed an imbecile, interrupting Tokiko's masturbation. This
was followed by the sound of footsteps
of the wind, possibly climbing a staircase.
The footsteps intensify, along with the sounds
of seemingly gibberish alien speech, consisting of
What appeared to be gibberish but was
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" which translated to the alien equivalent of
"The end times are nigh. Insert dick."
Suddenly, Tokiko's cage is opened, and it's