I was walking home last Friday, when
while I was installing gentoo on my
that post was certainly not seven words
a desperate attempt to prove that I
was not a homosexual but instead I
woke up next to my hairy uncle.
my hairy uncle next to, woke up
and climbed into my unwashed navel.
How do you climb into a navel?
I asked myself, as my uncle proceeded
uncle was b4squenigger and did monkey dance
but not before I took out my
ass-lubricating shark lazer and I proceeded
inserting, fast benis in bss XDDD !!!
This heinous act was quite painful
I regret making this thread, sorry everyone.
Said my uncle, as he plowed into
my tight, virginal navel
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Meanwhile, while the textboard users quarreled, the...
uncle continued plowing; mashing the navel into
a bloody pulp. This is when a...
a goddamned zeppelin appeared out of nowhere.
The zeppelin was piloted by ba3sque niggers.
"Yo, Tyrone, where we flyin' to, anyway?"
0037's uncle's navel
was only barely averted by Tokiko, who
hobo oral sex training when a giant
stroked his nose--the opposite of masturbating
this confused Tokiko. So he took out
his beretta and angrily shot the giant
into the zeppelin so it exploded, releasing
all of Tokiko's semen into the atmosphere.
It rained Zeppelin semen for one thousand
quadrillion trillion quintillion million thousand million trillion
Planck times. Which even still, means it
will be raining semen effectively forever. So