I was walking home last Friday, when
while I was installing gentoo on my
that post was certainly not seven words
a desperate attempt to prove that I
was not a homosexual but instead I
woke up next to my hairy uncle.
my hairy uncle next to, woke up
and climbed into my unwashed navel.
How do you climb into a navel?
I asked myself, as my uncle proceeded
uncle was b4squenigger and did monkey dance
but not before I took out my
ass-lubricating shark lazer and I proceeded
inserting, fast benis in bss XDDD !!!
This heinous act was quite painful
I regret making this thread, sorry everyone.
Said my uncle, as he plowed into
my tight, virginal navel
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this is ugly unicode art and the mods should delete this, solely because it is ugly unicode art
Meanwhile, while the textboard users quarreled, the...
uncle continued plowing; mashing the navel into
a bloody pulp. This is when a...
a goddamned zeppelin appeared out of nowhere.
The zeppelin was piloted by ba3sque niggers.
"Yo, Tyrone, where we flyin' to, anyway?"
0037's uncle's navel
was only barely averted by Tokiko, who
hobo oral sex training when a giant
stroked his nose--the opposite of masturbating
this confused Tokiko. So he took out
his beretta and angrily shot the giant
into the zeppelin so it exploded, releasing
all of Tokiko's semen into the atmosphere.
It rained Zeppelin semen for one thousand
quadrillion trillion quintillion million thousand million trillion
Planck times. Which even still, means it
will be raining semen effectively forever. So
boi sissy slut slaves will be employed
to sell cute bunnies to children while
doing a maori man dance in the
rain. What a circus this event was.
So the other day my dad was
saying "I'm glad it doesn't rain semen."
and smoking one of the two toads
his uncle had given to him earlier
while getting his anus tongued by RedCream
while micro dosing lsd off his eyelids.
The fox danced a dance of joy
as it had once again outfoxed shii
Shii, by the way, was a paedophile
micropenis
Those posts were deleted by a moderator.
A truly great and wise moderator who
got raped by Shii one day in
His mother's basement
while his mother was licked by bas8ques.
Ticks saw this and decided not to
interfere because of how aroused she was
and then i licked a lampost and
came loudly on my ecchi manga collection
which i had paid seven dollars for
and gave no less than seven cents
because the spam was getting to my head
so i killed myself and everyone was
totally cool with it. Happy, even. The
day of my demise became a holiday,
known across all the textboards. Even today,
RedCream`s death is celebrated by almost everyone.
Except poor Futuripastica, who still grieves over
the loss of his giant pink dildo
gave me cancer. Due to that I
can never play the violin again and
I hereby summon 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 niggers to attack
And when they emerged from their tents
They will swarm worl2ch and make it
watch barbaric shows on TV. Such is
the life of the admin, who watches
barbaric shows on TV as previously stated.
And the barbaric shows on TV are
constantly being watched by the admin, who
constantly watches barbaric TV shows on TV.
The aforementioned barbaric shows are being watched