I was walking home last Friday, when

I blatantly copied a thread from 6ch.

However, my anus was throbbing. So I...

spammed the board with psychotic racial rants

while I was installing gentoo on my

requesting permasage

that post was certainly not seven words

so I fucked >>1-san's sister in

a desperate attempt to prove that I

was not a homosexual but instead I

woke up next to my hairy uncle.

my hairy uncle next to, woke up

and climbed into my unwashed navel.

How do you climb into a navel?

I asked myself, as my uncle proceeded

uncle was b4squenigger and did monkey dance

so I ass raped him to death

but not before I took out my

ass-lubricating shark lazer and I proceeded

inserting, fast benis in bss XDDD !!!

This heinous act was quite painful

>>21 can not follow op 1, fagotrule

I regret making this thread, sorry everyone.

Said my uncle, as he plowed into

my tight, virginal navel

>>26
this is ugly unicode art and the mods should delete this, solely because it is ugly unicode art

Meanwhile, while the textboard users quarreled, the...

uncle continued plowing; mashing the navel into

a bloody pulp. This is when a...

a goddamned zeppelin appeared out of nowhere.

The zeppelin was piloted by ba3sque niggers.

"Yo, Tyrone, where we flyin' to, anyway?"

"I don't know, and is Tyrone Ba3sque?"

Tyrone's plot to crash the Zeppelin into

0037's uncle's navel

was only barely averted by Tokiko, who

was of course sucking a dick, at

the same time he was giving a

hobo oral sex training when a giant

stroked his nose--the opposite of masturbating

this confused Tokiko. So he took out

his beretta and angrily shot the giant

into the zeppelin so it exploded, releasing

all of Tokiko's semen into the atmosphere.

It rained Zeppelin semen for one thousand

quadrillion trillion quintillion million thousand million trillion

Planck times. Which even still, means it

will be raining semen effectively forever. So

boi sissy slut slaves will be employed

to sell cute bunnies to children while

doing a maori man dance in the

rain. What a circus this event was.

So the other day my dad was

saying "I'm glad it doesn't rain semen."

and smoking one of the two toads

his uncle had given to him earlier

while getting his anus tongued by RedCream

while micro dosing lsd off his eyelids.

The fox danced a dance of joy

as it had once again outfoxed shii

Shii, by the way, was a paedophile

micropenis

Those posts were deleted by a moderator.

A truly great and wise moderator who

got raped by Shii one day in

His mother's basement

while his mother was licked by bas8ques.

Ticks saw this and decided not to

interfere because of how aroused she was

and then i licked a lampost and

came loudly on my ecchi manga collection

which i had paid seven dollars for

and gave no less than seven cents

because the spam was getting to my head

totally cool with it. Happy, even. The

day of my demise became a holiday,

known across all the textboards. Even today,

RedCream`s death is celebrated by almost everyone.

Except poor Futuripastica, who still grieves over

the loss of his giant pink dildo

gave me cancer. Due to that I

can never play the violin again and

thus cannot perform my cultural bas8que "music".

I hereby summon 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 niggers to attack

And when they emerged from their tents

They will swarm worl2ch and make it

watch barbaric shows on TV. Such is

the life of the admin, who watches

barbaric shows on TV as previously stated.

And the barbaric shows on TV are

constantly being watched by the admin, who

constantly watches barbaric TV shows on TV.

The aforementioned barbaric shows are being watched

And the names of the shows are

the name of the admin who is

constantly watching barbaric shows on the television.

And fucks her with his shaman stick.

The shaman stick didn't like barbaric shows,

which was unfortunate, as the admin was

busy watching said barbaric shows on TV.

Shows like wheel of fortune and

diners, drive-in and dives with Guy Fieri,

Dinner:Impossible with Guy Fieri, Guy Fieri's

Huge black cock inside me makes me

watch barbaric shows on the television with

a big black cock inside me and

be the admin watching barbaric shows on

tv and eating food that is very

barbaric like the barbaric shows on TV.

and also shitposting on world2ch while he

watched said barbaric shows on the TV.

and then he killed himself and then

the site died, releasing the bas8ques that

watched barbaric shows on tv and then

the admin watched barbaric shows on TV.

Shows that consisted of shii playing baseball,

and shows with barbaric content on TV

about shii playing baseball. The admin

watched barbaric shows on TV. This thread

just kept going on about TV shows.

That is because the admin was watching

"The Brady Bunch" reruns on his stolen

TV. Which he turned off and destroyed.

After deleting posts from his web zone,

the admin watched barbaric shows on TV.

He had stolen it so he could

advance the fucking story god damnit. Meanwhile,

bas8que spammer was having a chuckle, as

he had made the admin watch barbaric

shows. Also, my id is almost liberal.

Check out 4x13.net/bbs/, no barbaric TV-shows there.

>>139
fuck off 2kike

, blurted out a deranged, psychotic codeine addict.

>>141
fuck off 2kike

Tokiko smacked his lips and slowly approached

his finest bottle of grape cough syrup.

He then wolfishly gulped it down, while

the Admin watched civilized TV shows on

his TV, in bizarro world. So really

he had been watching barbaric TV shows

while Tokiko painfully died of codeine overdose.

oops I fucked up

said tokiko from the afterlife. The admin

decided to stop watching barbaric TV shows.

Their content unwatched, the barbaric shows' creators

decided to violently rape tokiko's dead body.

Meanwhile, the hairy uncle was back on

TV, hosting an all-new barbaric TV show.

The admin watched it. It was called

"Hairy Uncle's Exciting, Incredible, Barbaric TV Show"

so the admin turned off the TV.

The admin climbs into the uncle's navel.

The uncle smiles. The admin is inside

the barbaric TV show now. Admin glees.

Shut the hell up about TV shows.

The uncle and admin had a big

enchilada for lunch, and it gave them

lots of energy for the work they

had to do. Destroying all television sets

so nobody could watch or talk about

the barbaric TV shows the admin was

masturbating to in the masturbation lounge at

the uncle's house. The admin watched barbaric

shows on the telegraph and then he

died. All TV shows were then cancelled.

Barbaric phone conversations; however, all are the

then this shitty thread died and then

It resucitated like a bad TV show

rising to the top of world2ch. Barbaric

threads like this one are my life.

Said the admin to the hairy uncle

from inside the navel. He was having

such a really fucking jolly good time?

He was, but it was only because

he was inside hairy uncle's hairy navel.

Too bad that his hairy navel was

stained with smegma from when the uncle

made is BEENNIS go gooey gooey inside!

0037 please lock this thread. Thank you

" said the dumb fucking dumb shit dumb

bas8que nigger man who was watching barbaric

threads like this one (which should be

preserved forever and displayed at the Smithsonian.)

The uncle decided to end his life

in an extremely gruesome way. He began

by posting in this thread. And then

the admin killed him. The zeppelin finally

landed into tokiko's backyard where the bas8ques

immediately swarmed the uncle's corpse. They pulled

off his pantsu and took is BEENNIS

can you please stop saying that. The

barbaric TV show reached the season finale.

This meant that a hiatus was imminent.

The hiatus is now over. This thread

was finally over. Thank you for reading.

And so our tale ends at last.

And then the barbaric show came back

to theater because all TVs were destroyed.

And then the show was canceled for

ever, the end. 0037 please lock this

bike up by chaining it to a

tv playing a barbaric show and then

the admin watched barbaric shows on tv.

[Cum inside Rainbow Dash]

The pleasure of not doing that, thanks.

poop pee poop poop pee poop cum

said the hairy uncle while his house

was raided by the ass of gachimuchi

and teenage twitch kiddies with their memes

printed on huge banners made of the

uncle's hairy navel hair. The barbaric shows

had ended long ago; now only memories.

This, of course, didn't stop world2ch from

becoming regionally famous mostly in Southern Ohio.

Meanwhile, 0037 caught all the Pokemon by

setting bear traps. He also caught a

few kids. He's going to prison for

catching a few kids using bear traps.

"I was gonna glue their legs back!"

Cried 0037, in vain, as the cops

but-raepd him with their cop sticks. This

made him watch barbaric TV shows because

the admin watched barbaric shows on TV.

Such is the downfall of the white

whale. Ahab thrusted his arm and grabbed

moby's dick. This is now a bestiality

tv show. Barbaric TV shows ended forever.

Next on the Bestiality Network: an hour

of bear rape. Followed by a very

Barbaric TV show watched by Comrade 0037.

0037 why is this thread still up

asked some faggot. But no one heard

him because w2ch is a dead board.

I'm responsible for 30% of the posts

in this thread, I'm so very sorry.

I'm responsible for at least 30% myself,

also nice meme. The admin watched barbaric

TV shows on his portable oscilloscope. Meanwhile,

back at the ranch: "Sweet!" said tokiko,

having just experienced his very first interracial

friendship workshop. Multiculturalism is the future, and

we must all prepare to be diversified.

Halal-certified lube will be provided. Tokiko

started drinking the sriracha sauce because he

already filled his colon with it and

a mixture of semen and small animals.

"Diverse shower!!!" he shouted while spreading his

more cough syrup than they thought imaginable.

This thread was never good and should

keep going and going and going.

One upon a time there was a

terrible thread. It was just awful. It

at long last finally ended. The end.

"Is it finally over?" thought the uncle...

...but it isn't over, it never is...

said the mentally disturbed w2channer, who would

not let the thread die. 0037 please

no don't do that, delete this thread

right after you finally suck your dick.

Please don't feel pressured by Anonymous, he

is just being rude. Who is this

man in tokiko's bedroom?" though the uncle.

The man had just finished sedating tokiko

lets out a long fart

The End.

Hungover, I check my phone. 0037 had

left me several voicemails. I decided

to post at the same time as

me; seriously, what are the odds? Then

tokiko proceeded to phone the uncle about

how he was almost molested by a

"Don't worry, I chased him away" 0037

watched barbaric shows on his television set

while waiting for a reply from tokiko.

but he died years ago. His doppelganger

had simply taken his place; watching barbaric

cough syrup laced with DXM. Tokiko, aware

of the plot, proceeds to help the

tokiko escape the evil clutches of the

2kike is a fag

>>292

bas3ques who threatened his navel virginity. The

zeppelin, which was still in the backyard

desu desu desu desu desu desu desu

said 0037 as he started the zeppelin

and flew out of the story forever.

0037 promptly flew back into the story

and invited tokiko and the uncle onto

the zeppelin so they could escape from

the bas3que separatists threatening their navel purity.

Finally safe from the danger below, they

relaxed and had a little orgy. But

while they were busy making love, the

following them - a difficult task, seeing as

the Jewish Conspirators were on their tails.

It turns out that most plane engines

are not designed for flying through semen

, which was still falling from the sky.

The planes started plummeting! Thankfully, there were

lakes and seas full of semen for

them to crash land in. The zeppelin

was not a plane and flew away.

"Wow, I really didn't think that the

fuel would last this long." It didn't.

The zeppelin then crashed into Lenin's mausoleum.

Above the rising semen floods, it looked

like the Jewish Conspirators had one-upped the

bas3ques, and locked them in their plane

which was a light blue Douglas DC-9

that started turning white as it sank

into one of Earth's many active volcanoes.

into one of Earth's many active volcanoes.

Remember to double post just in case

in case the semen oceans should freeze

which they won't, since the volcanoes keep

the semen at room temperature quite efficiently.

work ! work ! work ! work ! work ! work ! work !

^That is how hard the volcanoes work

when the semen isn't at room temperature.

Thankfully, however, it is already pretty warm.

Looks pretty tasty too, in my opinion.

What are you, some kind of homo?

Anyways back to the story. The jewish

Othorodox idol group was about to begin

but they realized it was Friday night

a bloodless coup d'etat in Scotland's parliament

would have to wait until Sunday. However,

the zeppelin, still crashed at Lenin's mausoleum,

having run out of semen, started deflating.

Massive blow up bombs, which started a

chain reaction that the Othorodox idols felt

really nice today, thanks! How are you?

Great! Story's talking back to me, though.

Apparently I forgot to take my meds.

This is the 349th post. God bless.

0037, Tokiko and the hairy uncle were

busy defiling Lenin's corpse. The zeppelin continued

sinking in the semen floods. I wish

Lenin came back to life." thought 0037,

and surprisingly, his wish was granted. Lenin

is the final boss. He has 999999

^999999 power level on his armor and

big smelly stinky doo doo breathe meanie

feet. He can also summon the entire

Red Army using nothing but his hat.

Which has been missing since 1924 but

it doesn't matter because the Red Army

was always drunk by 10 AM anyway.

The scottish coup instigators, in the zeppelin,

were also drunk. It was past 10.

Tokiko charged up his ultimate ability, 「ＤＭＸ

-itsu. Here's a sample of it: https://i.imgur.com/MFecDiw.mp4

where he uses his stand (「ＴＯＫＩＫＯ」) to

ruin the thread, that jackass. Later on

the zeppelin had finished sinking into the

niggers thoungue my anus. The aforementioned ass

shuddered with joy, while it watched the

the thread try to die. But that

darned thread just kept going on, despite

the intervention of the zionist conspiracy. In

the meantime, hiroyuki ran over m00t in

a brand new snuff film, produced by

the Barbaric Bas3que(tm) TV Company, a barbaric

bas3que television company that also shoots movies.

Since all televisions on earth were destroyed.

Misplaced period nonwithstanding, our protagonists marched towards

the nearest exit from Russia, leaving behind

a dozen glazed donuts just in time

to celebrate Christmas with all their friends.

It was at the border with Latvia

that they were confronted by a large

Latvian bas3que nigger who was farming potato

blight for Latvia's war against Ireland. Our

heroes were sadly far weaker than him,

they couldn't believe it was going to

go in the pooper. But it did.

It was very painful for the uncle,

going in that tight ass without lube

made him cry. But he did it

without any prior experience or knowledge of

anal lube techniques because he loved his

country and was sure that this would

help defeat Ireland. The Irish had killed

Sonic the hedgehog and raped his corpse.

This was a truly devastating fact for

all the Sonic fanboys on the internet,

who were now being persecuted for having

shit taste. Anyways, the Latvian was finally

about to take his whole family to

rape the uncle too. Even grandma was

coming along. Just then, however, the admin

took an enourmous shit, which the Latvians

were scared off by. The uncle cried

"Clean this shit up janny.". Needlessly rushing

yet another character into the story is

the height of cool and very popular.

Janny retconned xerself into the story seamlessly.

Xe started cleaning up the shit, just

fuck my shit up senpai. Wasn't that

a nice reference? No you dumb anus,

my shit isn't fucked up. And then

Janny got killed by the shit that

fell from the International Space Station. Xe

was buried with full military honors at

the city dump. Meanwhile, everyone else had

a swell time running through Latvia. They

were all raped several more times. Finally,

they were outside Latvia, at the Baltic

Sea. Due to the zeppelin having sunk

they tried to get an Uber to

have some fun in. The Uber arrived,

but there wasn't enough space for the

orgy, so they had to wait until

the replacement zeppelin was ready. Until then,

we are considering retiring this thread because

the ascii art for the zeppelin isn't

finished yet. Please wait warmly while we

hire sixteen Indian subcontractors to work on

it, using one keyboard each on the

eight ibm XTs that washed up on

the Indian shores after the cum floods

dried up so we began to harvest

the floatsam the floods had brought with

a bunch of straws made of tinfoil

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE CARDCAPTOR 7

said some fagot before he died

unlike this thread. I hope this thread

lives forever in it's glory. Anyway the

heroes, long ignored now, had reverted to

trying to fix a broken TV to watch

well would you look at the time.

It is time to watch barbaric shows

in film strip form. Television is banned

in Latvia. As it is everywhere. So

all that talk about watching barbaric shows

is rather barbaric as the shows themselves

not only inspire barbary, but are also

star the truly barbaric barbarian Latvians who

carry the shows to previously unthinkable levels

of nuclear radiation inside your skull from

gulag all you go!

This works by cold fusion, because Siberia

is really fucking cold and the Latvians

are actually bas8que niggers in disguise! Barbaric

communist bas9que niggers, how I wish their demise!

Can the person who made this article:http://4x13.net/wiki/?m=view;p=SpammerKun
delete the article, allso the person who own that website should kill him selfe on the bases of brown eyes and having a penis, thank you for your cooperation.

As the previous poster ranted on, our

beloved world2ch is turning to shit. How

do we rid it of the cancerous

bas8que niggers who cause it so much

Pain .Chip dog Marilyn nagged radiology getaway

cars, which ended up foiling the plans

. "What a shame, my Beth, Bethany, Bethlehem,

and Bethea. Now we'll never be able

to be nudists again." Stunned, our heroes

listened to some guy talking to his

love doll collection. The admin watched barbaric

Latvians battle to death for the right

to reproduce, in a fascinating TV documentary.

Titled, "Roses are red, violets are blue,

i suck dick and so do you"

which the admin gleefuly watched. Barbaric TV

rots the brain and fills the soul.

Nevertheless, the admin kept watching barbaric TV

, rotting his brain, filling his soul. Likewise,

we keep posting in this awful thread;

we die each day a little bit.

The admin switched off the TV, so

he could jack it. It had been ten

weeks since he had last had a

orgasm, his breath stifling from the hot

breath he suddenly felt on his neck.

As Avery Morrow gently put a hand

On Jerry, "Thanks for helping!" he said.

Jerry wondered how he suddenly got into

this awful story. Thankfully he brought a

fairly nice lime green shirt with him.

This served to calm Shii's wild tensions;

though attention was diverted with a 500GET.

Jerry used the opportunity to escape through

a useful portal that Steve had placed

and then that faggot was still alive.

Unfortunately, the portal led to our heroes

losing track of the Latvian war plot

but thankfully, the Irish reminded them by

using that precise moment of time to

collectively materialize 5 tons of anti-potatoes at

once. But it was then that they

took a moment so that they could

avoid being squashed by 5 tons of anti-potatoes

but then in the following moment they

suddenly remembered what they were going to do,

and subsequently forgot how many words they

were supposed to use; my bad. Anyways,

the anti-potatoes reacted with potatoes, leveling Ireland.

This caused large amounts of semen to

be ejected into the atmosphere. Our heroes'

Death to the United States of America

interrupted Khayriyyah Karim al-Rashid as she took

a tsunami of semen to the face.

"Not again!" cried Tokiko, as all his

strength was consumed by a strong and

Homosexual need for his big gay neighbors WiFi

to access a word counting machine for

the purpose of counting some words. The

first word to be counted was a

very gay word: "Homosexuality". Tokiko got all

the children rounded up in his cage.

But it wasn't enough. You see, Tokiko

had a very bizarre fetish that involved

cadavers, pigeons, cardboard, pottery, wire, sand, caustic

soda and chopped onions poured over children.

ki8ll tok8iko th8e bas8que nigg8er now pl8z!

"Homosexuality," thought Tokiko, "yes that is the

perfect addition to my fetish concoction!" This

statement marked the inevitable evolution from total

perversion to a form of perversion that

wasn't so much an actual form of

sexual deviancy as it was some bizarre

form of homoasexuality, known only to the

most sacred of gay sages living in

most luxurious and modern area in the

vast depths of the Gay City, where

or when isn't at issue. What matters

is that the gay sages suddenly detected

a strange disturbance in the depths of

the gay field. "Something incredibly Homosexual is

causing a strange disturbance in the depths

of the gay field" they said. Tokiko

reached for his bottle of v1agra and

channeled his inner Bas8que spirit to unleash

a strange disturbance in the depths of

the gay field. This caused the children to

emerge directly from a small opening at

the bottom of the net Tokiko was

using to unleash a strange disturbance in

the gay field which then went through

the minds of the gay sages. The

strange disturbance in the depths of the

gay field made the gay sages realize

that, perhaps, they aren't gay at all.

They quickly teleported the children to safety

by using the power of transportive anal

fixation. Tokiko, shocked by the sudden disappearance

Of whatever item >>565 wanted to add,

suddenly realized what had just happened. Furiously,

he pumped and pumped but it was

no use. The slurry's gay energy had

already turned the children into gay rapists

which caused considerable issues for the gay

rapists currently operating directly beneath the top

echelons of the gay society, seeing as

dependent on them finding the children and

defeating the entire gay sage monastery protecting

their newly found power source: highly hyperactive

, genetically engineered, self lubricating, ultrasonic ass gerbils.

The gay rapists were worried. "what if

we'll never work again?" So they decided

to boycott gay children. Meanwhile, 0037 and

his ass had their own gay rapist

namely the hairy uncle who had taken

to rapin' ass without apology. The children

were sexually confused and abandoned their homosexuality

in favor of traditional bas3que morals. The

uncle almost had a heart attack due

couldnt hold it all in his mouth

and it all spilled out. "Eww, that's

my ass juice!" exclaimed 0037 as his

flaccid penis slapped against the uncle's face.

Suddenly, Tokiko burst through the door. "The

children have escaped from my net!" He

exclaimed while taking gay rapist cock up

to the uncle as a gift. But

the uncle got penis envy and slapped

himself again with 0037's flaccid member. Gay

men had suddenly materialized inside of the

same place where there are lots of

heterosexuals, and started using the gay field

to turn the heterosexuals into artists. This

upset a considerable amount of the sages,

and they realized their only hope was

to work with bas3que separatists to repair

the fragile relationship between homosexuals, jews and

children who are gay rapists. So they

decided to form a committee to foster

the fragile relationship between homosexuals, jews and

children who are gay rapists. Unfortunately, Latvians

are a crafty bunch and they managed

to derail the committee by posing as

children who are gay rapists. Fortunately, Latvians

are pretty bad at posing as children,

but the best in the world at

escaping once their disguises are revealed. The

disguises were not revealed, however, as the

zeppelin crashed into the committee just in

or at least very, very close to

the place where Lenin's mausoleum had stood.

Communism was therefore halted before it began

ruining the committee. The committee quickly reconciled

Their love of gay rape with their

desire to reconcile the aforementioned groups. This

desire to reconcile those prementioned groups was

challenging for the Queen of England too.

A moment passed without incident and then

suddenly the conflict was solved. This pleased

or at least did not particularly displease

the Jewish conspirators. They celebrated this sudden

lack of particular displeasure. But not for

long, since the semen floods consume all.

The Netherlands and Bangladesh were already under

some 170 feet of semen, and all

in all that was enough for them.

Flordia couldn't get enough though. Reservoirs overflowed

with the glorious liquid of life. California

is located on the West coast of

the steadily submerging USA. God bless America

and God bless the steadily submerging USA.

0037 sighed as the uncle pushed his

large, flaccid penis into the meat grinder.

"I've put my dick into dirtier things"

screamed 0037 as his penis was annihilated

by the hairy uncle's barbaric voodoo. This

resulted in tokiko calling the penis police.

"God's a fucking nigger!" spat the penis

police while violently subduing the hairy uncle.

However, the hairy uncle resisted arrest and

escaped by diving deep into the semen

dick first. This gave tokiko time to

shove himself into the nearest anus, which

fucking exploded into a bunch of spiders

the moment he touched it. His gayness

or lack thereof was no longer the

driving force behind the story; the new

potatoes that he had stuck up his

urethra were now the story's main focus

which is a welcome change of pace.

These potatoes are called kumara, due to

some weirdo deciding that "kumara" was a

food that belonged in the urethra. But

alas, it wasn't so. Therefore we must

remove the kumara from his urethra and

worship Satan like good, obedient satanists. Lucifer

was pleased and pulled out his wand.

He used it to rename kumara to

sweet potato. This Eurocentric naming convention was

condemned on tumblr and praised on stormfront.

Tokiko didn't care, as he was busy

negotiating his release from the penis police's

most heavily guarded jail cell. Suddenly, Stormfront

came in from the east and flooded

the rest of the internet with shitty

drawings of racial violence, in which several

"No. Stop talking about websites" interrupted our

beloved webmaster 0037, butting into the narration.

poop pee poop pee insert dick vagina

Tokiko used the ensuing chaos to escape

deep into the semen towards the last

remaining zeppelin station. Unfortunately, the zeppelin was

Led Zeppelin and thus could not carry

tokiko and entire surviving Bas3que population. So

he thought and remembered ghosts are weightless.

After pausing a moment to reflect on

the fact that the zeppelin had crashed

At least once prior to the establishing

a code of conduct concerning the safe

telling of a story. Therefore he could

and should, no MUST, and certainly will

not use the zeppelin; it already crashed.

For an instant everything was still. Then

a bird landed on a small goat

causing a snowballing effect that had been

started long ago with a grain of

rice from Tokiko's prison meal. The guards

were unaware of this impending snowball effect

so they kept stuffing him with rice.

Meanwhile, the bird prepared his anus for

even more rice stuffing. Tokiko cried for

hours as the snowball effect began to

summon thousands of birds and small goats

all heading straight for his anus too.

"Will I die in here?" wondered Tokiko,

having just finished hallucinating of diving into

his own rice-stuffed anal passage."If so

much of me can fit in here,

then some goats should be no problem!"

Of course, this was an erroneous assumption

seeing as the goats had sharp horns.

After the screams had finally subsided, there

was a feeling in the air that

some great evil had happened there. The

feeling appeared, most saliently, to be emerging

from the depth of tokiko's ravaged anus

at the bottom of a huge crater.

Of course, this was an erroneous assumption

as the anus was the crater itself.

"Now, this is where things get hairy"

said the hairy uncle, who was experienced

in identifying the exact point at which

things would begin to get noticeably more

populated by the characteristically increased growth of

the frequency of dumb anus-related humor in

identifying the exact point at which things

get hairy. He quickly fed Tokiko a

a ten ounce bar of solid LSD.

The Large Slimy Dick was too much

for poor 🅱ob, whose mind was suddenly

quite hairy. The hairiness was characterized by

naming himself Bob and diving dick first

into the increasingly hairy uncle's hairy navel

in search of pleasures yet unknown to

many. The next thing to happen really

made the story ridiculous and incomprehensible. The

thing that happened next, however, made the

entire semen ocean hairy. The hairy uncle

thought so at least. In reality, what

he thought was hairy wasn't nearly as

hairy as things were actually about to

get. "Things are getting very hairy" spat

the uncle as his body became noticeably

hairier. Tokiko too was suddenly spouting

increasingly large amounts of body hair. He

begged the uncle for help, but he

was too late. Hair erupted from every

non-covered surface on the entire planet. Lenin's

name appeared to be unrelated to the

story unless you considered the fact that

major events happened at his tomb. The

mausoleum was of course also covered in

major events, but those covering the tomb

were major events that were covered in

Lenin's idiomatic fingerprints. But the hairiness of

the mausoleum is only comparable to the

majorness of the events that had happened

in the past. In the present, however,

society was undergoing a crisis of postmodernity,

drowned in semen, covered in hair. However

, barbaric TV shows were gone (thank god).

Postmodernity was subsequently debunked and replaced with

hairiness. This delighted the philosopher's heart of

clay, causing it, too, to sprout several

protein filaments. This pained the philosopher tokiko

more than the rice still lodged where

his brain would usually be. 0037 looked

at his phone, disinterested in what was

currently going on. "Man, if only I

had a cock in me right now."

"I'd be right happy to" said some

huge homosexual hipster by the name of

Mr Tripchecker (Who Likes To Check Trips)

>>777
nobody is who, stop ruining the thread

boomed a voice from the heavens. Our

story keeps getting interrupted and it's really

awesome. Breaking the fourth wall is what

huge homosexual hipsters by the name of

avery morrow (on a proxy) love to

masturbate to on a Saturday morning. You

know it is Saturday morning when the

Its Funny Because Its Actually Saturday Morning

enough sidetracking, you know it is Saturday

when the semen floods rise past the

legally approved maximum semen limit, causing widespread

failed environmental reports. The EPA fined Tokiko

zero dollars because the EPA doesn't exist

Tokiko thus perpetuated an eternal Saturday along

the lines of a groundhog day scenario

it gave him all the time he

needed to prepare for the massive hairy

question of what to do on a

Saturday, day of jacking off continuosly to

the idea of getting the 800th post.

And the fabulous post number 800 is...

incredibly gay. Just like the hairy uncle

claimed to have predicted it would be.

Tokiko and 0037 could only stare, awestruck

before the sight of 800, for now

you guys have some severe form of autism