Disagree? See the huge fucking text above this for a rebuttal.

What? You've been posting on 4chan since 1983? Who gives a fuck? DID YOU SPOT THE ERROR IN WHAT I SAID? I forgot what kind of expert I was dealing with here. You sir, are clearly superior to me in every way¹⁾.

Think of it this way: what is the most interesting thing about the oldest people alive? Fucking nothing. They did nothing exciting at all with their lives and that's exactly how they got to be 115 years old. All that makes them interesting is that they're old! And that's not interesting! That's just an oddity, if that. In many ways, it's just sad… just one hundred and fifteen years of quietly waiting to be one hundred and fifteen years old. Pathetic.

Chances are you're calling out every single fucking post as being a newfag or summer. That's not contributing. That's not even trolling. That's nothing. It's worse than nothing, because that's lurking. What you're doing here is making the place worse. YOU are the cancer, not the people participating. Even if (in your opinion (which means nothing)) they're doing it wrong.

What kind of example are you setting? All you're saying is that anyone that spends any amount of time on the site turns into some sort of enormous tiny dick who does nothing for the planet other than remind people how long they've been on AN IMAGE BOARD.

1. Cling to shit that happened in 2007, 2008, 2009, or any year in the past, really.
2. Hate on anything new that comes along even if it's funny. EVEN if other people find it funny.
3. Don't just ignore shit you don't like. Bitch about it constantly. That's how you win hearts and minds²⁾.
4. Regardless of actual content/funny and even if it predates you, it's NEWFAG CANCER & TROLL IT³⁾
5. REMEMBER, YOU and you alone are the judge of what is good or bad. You are a GOD here. Because you've been here forevar.

Kids, I want you all to do something for me. Something that needs to be done: Don't lurk. The only way to rid the place of the self-righteous fuckers I have ranted about for way too long here is for you to take over. Join in. Don't give a shit about their opinions. They're useless and there's a REALLY good chance they're lying about how long they've been here anyway. They're not experts, their opinions of you and the site are meaningless, and you are in no way obligated to give a shit about what they say. No one else does. Why do you think they're saying it here??

So kids… Welcome to your new home! I love seeing fresh new faces to contort into pained expressions with disgusting hentai. You are what makes this place great!