How To Survive

(Off-topic but it needs to be said and more often)

Want to avoid a ban, prosecution/litigation, bodily injury, and house fires?

The basic rule you must live by: Don't do anything anyone tells you to do on /b/. It's that simple. Any advice from another board should be viewed with suspicion as well. Even /fit/ will work you to a heart attack however outwardly good their intentions may seem. Assume they're all your worst enemy when you're reading what they have to say.

Never ever follow some jerk's link. The only links that are the least bit safe on /b/ and /r/ look like this:

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[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / w / wg] [i / ic] [cm / y] [rs] [status / ? / @] [Home]

…and are located conveniently at the bottom of each page. Do not follow any links provided by anyone else. If someone says it's a video you must see, it's a virus. If someone says this is super hot, it's a virus. If it's not a virus, it's illegal and a trap. Someone streaming a video and wants you to watch? Don't watch it. Troll this faggot? Don't troll this faggot. Someone provides a recipe for delicious cookies? It will burn your fucking house down. Just do it? Don't fucking do it, you'll lose everything. If someone suggests you do something, don't do it.

Want to see some video jerks are talking about? Search for it yourself. Need porno? You can find porno yourself. Need a recipe? Trust a site that's frequented by middle-aged women, not the jerks on /b/. How hard is this to understand? Everyone on /b/ is an asshole. Bear this in mind as you use the site.