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This is where the lazy come to ask other people to do their work for them. I can only speculate on the user base, but here are my best guesses:

  • Persons who have lost use of their hands (the only legitimate excuse to beg others for help)
  • The 0.10% of Westerners who have never heard of Google
  • Persons with such a profound lack of spatial awareness and physics that they would be a danger to themselves and others if ever unstrapped from their wheelchair

Common requests

  • Can someone x-ray this for me? Pic: some girl wearing a fucking parka
  • Can someone fake this for me? Pic: some girl across the room and in outer space/not worth the effort
  • What's her name? Pic: some grainy one-time “sext” from a 6/10 girl shot in mirror w/ flash obscuring her face

If you receive no replies, here are some answers for you:

  • lol no
  • i dunno

Criticism

If it's any indication of how my mind works, I thought people were interested in knowing the name of the porn actress for sexual/emotional reasons. Like you have to know that Mercedes or whatever is the one you're getting off to otherwise you just can't complete the act or whatever. It took me a bit of time to understand that people want to know the name of a porn actress to find more porn of her…

I guess that's just now how I view porn. I mean, why bother with knowing the name of any actress? Isn't part of the excitement in finding something new almost every time you venture out looking for porn? I guess it's not for some people. To each their own…

request.txt · Last modified: 2015/09/20 11:36 (external edit)
 
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