I don't know why I think this is relevant, but fuck you. Actually it will make sense, hold up.

I love Hawaii. I hate Hawaii.

• Natural splendor is just around the corner! And it's all thoroughly infested with rats and coqui frogs¹⁾.
• The weather is always perfect here! Well, it's either about to rain or raining. Otherwise it never rains and is uninhabitable.
• There are many affordable places to live here! It's just that most of them are bound to be covered by lava flows in your lifetime.
• Obama is from here! Not from this island and even he had to move to the mainland to find work.
• Way out here the air and water are clean! But seriously, don't touch the tap water until we fix the filter.

Why do I tell you this? It's because conflicting relationships make up a huge part of my existence. You, as a 4chan users, should be capable of loving and hating all things all at once. Why are you freaking out about what some autistic kids think of My Little Pony? What does that matter? Nothing can be perfect. Paradise is hell, you see…

I want you all to think about this for a minute: what stupid shit is bannable elsewhere on the Internet? Racism is a good example. Don't get me wrong, neo-Nazis can die in a fire for all I care, but so much as telling a slightly racist joke on other sites will get you banned, perhaps permanently. So much of society these days is sanitized and sucks as a result. Everywhere else we're forced to tread so lightly. 4chan (and its spin-offs) stand out as a place where you can say whatever the fuck you like. The downside? Yeah man, jerkholes can say whatever they like about you and worse, they can do all sorts of shit you don't like. They can say anything. They can say they like a cartoon for little girls. They can even seriously like a cartoon for little girls. Should having an opinion contrary of the majority be bannable? Fuck no. That's why you have to tolerate these pony fuckers. Actually, thing is you don't have to tolerate them at all. You're free to mock them! Go ahead. Do it. Jesus. Stop trying to get the powers that be on your side and just do it yourself.

Paradise is hell. It's never perfect. It never will be.

This article is part of a series on philosophy.