Hello, today is my birthday!
I turn 27 today.
I almost deleted this thread before I realized it was you, baby. WHY WON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE WHEN WE FUCK, JUSTIN?
I'm getting old and turning my head during doggy style hurts.
Happy birthday, pal.
NOW today is MY birthday! I am 22. It's noon and there are blizzard conditions outside. I think I will go play in it.
R U JUSTIN BIEBER?
When it is my birthday, will you guys throw a party for me?
Today is my birthday so I am here to claim a place in Justin's thread.
/r9k/ turned five years old on the 19th
rightfully, nobody cared
It is Hirasawa Ui's birthday! Everybody, wish her a happy birthday!
Wow, this seems to be the hippest place on the internet for announcing your birthday!
Oh, look at the time! It's March 12! It's my birthday! Here, listen to this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCoRrhviz2s
And as you listen to the beautiful song, I want you to think. Think about the stranger on the internet, and about how it's his birthday. Think, happy hora hajimaru, internet stranger.
Thank you.