Wow, this seems to be the hippest place on the internet for announcing your birthday!
Oh, look at the time! It's March 12! It's my birthday! Here, listen to this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCoRrhviz2s
And as you listen to the beautiful song, I want you to think. Think about the stranger on the internet, and about how it's his birthday. Think, happy hora hajimaru, internet stranger.
Thank you.