Shii is a gentle soul erudite scholar who needs to be loved. We must find Shii and gently caress him. Shii's long thought pieces curves around into the post-modern imaginarium and through the social perspective into a modern interpretation of mysticism. He violently questions the status-quo through his words and into the collectivist interpretations of politics. His readers moan with joy.

Archivist's Note:
Either on or shortly prior to 2016-11-12, 0037 made an edit to the opening post of the "Shii is" thread, presumably in an attempt to be funny. The original opening post of the thread is the following:

Shii is a filthy kike! He's greedy, anti-American, and Jewish to the extreme. Back in middle school, he kept talking about how he wanted to screw my little sister out of her allowance! I called him up on Skype and his gross filthy subhuman voice answered me. It droned on and on about how the rich shouldn't be taxed and how atheists and liberals (they are one and the same in his reptilian brain) should be executed, along with the Palestinians.
I hate him! He's dirty, racist, and misanthropic! I hope the Japanese student he's dating leaves him!

Some context for this change may be found in the posts immediately following >>332.

>>229
Should I fill his email with my gay fanfics?

>>230
You should post them here first. So we can proofread them. Yes, that's it.

shii is truely dicknose

>>232
That's a good start to your fan fiction, but you need to expand it a little. Put more gay into it.

Does anyone here know if one could buy the shii.org domain once it expires, and then request that archive.org make the contents available again?

>>234
Don't think it works that way.

>>235
Damn. Do you know of any other way that could work? Perhaps somebody httrack'd the whole site before it went offline (not just ESK)?

>>231
I found this wonderful gem on the Unholy Citadel of 6ch:

Avery Morrow and 0037 pomfed down onto the bed, breathing heavily. Avery Morrow pushes himself onto 0037, pleading.

"Please 0037 fuck me in the ass one more please I want to be filled with your semen."

"No bitch," replies 0037 "I've already fucked you 100000000000000000000 times and tokiko will be back from the store with our PURPA DRANK soon."

"Pleeeeaaaaaaase," squeals Avery Morrow while desperately trying to stretch his anus over 0037's long dong.

0037 sighs "Fine, I can't have you being horny like last time. Tokiko had to call the entire local gay club to calm you down"

0037 shoves his penis into Avery Morrows anus.

Avery Morrow moans gently and twitches.

At this moment tokiko walks into the room with his shopping bags. He stares ahead in horror at the scene before him, dropping the grocery bags onto the floor.
Avery Morrow stares tokiko straight in the eyes and says "Why don't you join in?"

Tokiko gasps and backs away in to bookshelf, spilling 20000000 copies of Avery Morrow's "The Sacred Science of Avery Morrow" onto the floor.
Avery Morrow lunges at him, penetrating his anus while dragging 0037 behind him by his cock.
Tokiko yells in pain and pleasure, his 2 cm penis expanding. He tries to wrestle out of Avery Morrow's grasp but his body betrays him and he collapses limp onto the floor moaning. Meanwhile 0037 continues nonchalantly thrusting into Avery Morrow's anus, hands free.

Unfortunately for tokiko, his cock was stuck between two copies of "The Sacred Science of Avery Morrow", causing tokiko's erect penis to rupture, spilling blood and semen onto Avery Morrow's cock.
"Hot," whispers mafin from behind the bookshelf.

At this moment 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 bas8que niggers escape from world2ch's /limbo/ and brutally assfuck 0037 for keeping them sealed for so long. The orgy continues for 200000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years the end.

(this was written in a single fapping session)

It's called "tokiko goes shopping"

>>237
That one is pretty nice, you should send it to him (if he has not already read it). The best would of course be to write your own fanfiction.

>>237
that was 1 dank meem

>>238
I sent it to him through one of those anonymous email shits. I'm not sure if he got it. Lets all email it to him and tell him we miss him so he comes back!

I suggest that we tell Shii that 0037 misses his anus and link this thread in the emails.

>>241
Sent it to him as well, although I don't think linking this thread is a good idea. Worst case, he'll get triggered and
nuke what is left of his online presence; best case, he'll have already read this thread and simply ignore all the emails.

Do we know at all where shii lives nowadays?

Also bumping; the best thread of w2ch doesn't deserve to go unnoticed.

>>243
Ancient Japan.

I don't see any flights that arrive hundreds of years before they left. I wonder how he gets there?

>>245
Buddhist magic, presumably.

>>245 I've done some advanced research at great risk to my own mental physical wellbeing and I've figured it out. I know how Shii made his journey to ancient Japan. He's a crafty one, I'll give him that.

As you may know, time-travel is poorly understood by modern science, so traditional scientific methods aren't of much use to us here and we'll have to delve into the esoteric and the supernatural to work it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Phx6Z1kSDg
In 1970 light aircraft pilot Bruce Gernon became caught in a time-warp while flying towards Florida through the Bermuda triangle, landing far sooner than he should have. This is a key piece of evidence in the notions that something odd is ongoing in that general area. Now, he was heading TOWARDS Florida and he went forwards in time... so I postulate that by flying AWAY from Miami he would travel backwards in time. This is further re-enforced by the failure of Flight 19 to reappear - it was heading AWAY from the US coast, so it most likely flew back in time.

But how would Shii obtain an aircraft? Is Shii a pilot? To answer the latter question, I do not know. To answer the former, I have a hypothesis: Shii owns a charter airline.

Now, here is a list of airlines in Bermuda:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_airlines_of_Bermuda
But there are 15 airlines there! how are we supposed to work out which one is Shii?

Well, there are two hints that give him away:

1. It is the only one with a blue link, and Shii was an avid Wikipedia user. While Shii himself did not create the article, the user that did has now been deleted - punishment for exposing Shii, or Shii's puppet account? You decide.
2. LongTAIL aviation. Shii has an account on WikiFur among other places [I swear the w2ch wiki once had his Furry avatar from a SA sockpuppet, did I make that up?], and what do furries have? LONG TAILS!

Now, we run into an apparent problem. The distance from Bermuda to Toyko is around 12,000km while the longest ranged plane Longtail aviation poses in the Wiki article (Falcon 900) is 7500km. This disheartened me, until I phoned an old pilot friend and this topic came up. He told me that while he couldn't give me the information directly as he was being watched by French security services, that an aircraft's glide performance can be calculated based on a mathematical ratio. A Cessna 172 for example has a glide ratio of 9:1, for every 9ft it travels forward it loses 1ft of height. I couldn't find the Falcon's distance, but since the 767 has one of 12:1 I decided to interpolate and go with 10:1 because I was never very good at math. This tells us that Shii's Falcon, with a service-ceiling [operating height] of 51,000ft could travel a maximum of 510,000ft before hitting sea level. That is 155 kilometers, meaning Shii would land in the sea before even reaching Hawaii. ( http://www.gcmap.com/mapui?R=7600km%40bda )

Damn. I was so sure I had cracked it. At this point I was willing to give up, but then I struck upon an idea. What if I called Longtail and scoped them out for information instead of trusting Wikipedia? Wikipedia is Shii's domain, he could easily be manipulating the information there. I wasn't to be disappointed by my hunch.

I phoned up Longtail, cunningly disguising myself as "Mavery Arrow", international businessman of renown and asked if they had an aircraft available to take me from my mansion on Bermuda to the international businessman's conference in Hawaii. They informed me that they had a Boeing 737 business jet. When it came to discussing pricing I bluffed that my servants were attempting to launch a socialist coup and I had to go. This act of genius saved me a lot of money in leasing fees, and ensured that Shii and his minions would never catch on to the fact I was close behind him.

Longtail's website states that their BBJ has a range of 5400km http://www.longtailaviation.bm/charter/ and that it is registered as VP-BOP. Looking up this registration revealed the information that it actually belongs to HongKong Jet ( https://www.planespotters.net/airframe/Boeing/737/40117/VP-BOP-Hongkong-Jet ) which is interesting as it is a Bermudan registered aircraft. [VP-B and VQ-B are the Bermudan registration codes.]

I believe that this was a trick by Shii - after all, why would someone who wanted to fly to Ancient Japan name their aircraft after an island owned by the hated Chinese? That's exactly what he'd want you to think. A cunning double bluff, SHII! It'll take a LOT more than THAT to fool MAVERY ARROW, INTERNATIONAL MAN OF RENOWN.

So, 5400 miles from Bermuda. Surely that will get us to Japan? http://www.gcmap.com/mapui?R=5400nm%40bda
DAMN! Even factoring in gliding by adding 100-200 mi won't take us there.

Now, it is possible that the 5400 figure is only for maximum load - i.e. with full passengers and cargo - while Shii would be travelling alone. This may be sufficient to get him within range of Japan since a lighter aircraft can travel further. It may also exclude an additional 200mi or so included for diversion to another airport which would be unnecessary on a flight to ancient Japan.

However there is another option, if we dig deeply into Shii's old website, we find this page:
http://bibanon.org/everything-shii-knows/shii.org/knows/Death.html
Now, what relevance does this story have to us?

Well, read it. Firstly, because I enjoyed the story [IF YOU'RE READING IT DO SO BEFORE CONTINUING, SPOILERS AHEAD] and secondly because of this relevant section:

>The crane grew large enough for him to ride on it with comfort. It then spread its wings, rose high in the air, and flew away over the mountains right out to sea.
>Sentaro was at first quite frightened; but by degrees he grew accustomed to the swift flight through the air. On and on they went for thousands of miles. The bird never stopped for rest or food, but as it was a paper bird it doubtless did not require any nourishment

I believe the Crane is a metaphor for Shii's Aeroplane. Both the bird and the plane are swift, comfortable, and do not require food or rest. But then we continue:

>...a storm came on, and the wonderful paper crane got damp, crumpled up, and fell into the sea. Sentaro fell with it. Very much frightened at the thought of being drowned... Sentaro was all but paralyzed with fear now that he felt his end so near, and screamed out as loudly as ever he could to Jofuku to come and rescue him.
>Sentaro was awakened by his own screams, to find that during his long prayer he had fallen asleep before the shrine, and that all his extraordinary and frightful adventures had been only a wild dream. He was in a cold perspiration with fright, and utterly bewildered.

I believe that this is a fictionalized version of Shii's Journey back to ancient Japan, leaving us with the following sequence of events:

1. Shii founds Longtail airlines.
2. Shii leases or purchases the 737BBJ and flies away from Miami over the Bermuda triangle in order to travel back in time, then exits the Triangle turns towards Japan. He violates ETOPS rules 3. doing this, but he is so far back in time that the FAA does not exist to punish him!
3. Shii gets within a few hundred miles of Japan when the engines of his aeroplane stop working and he begins to glide. No luck, he crashes into the sea. Hitting the water at ~200mph crumples 5. up his wonderful aluminium plane and Shii is thrown into the sea. He almost drowns and loses consciousness crying out for help...
4. When he awakens, he is in a temple having being rescued by the priests when he washed ashore in Japan. Shii settles into his new life, influencing the story of Sentaro to tell us in the present what he has done.

And THAT is how Shii flew back in time to ancient Japan and created a stable time loop in the process. Use this information wisely, as it was incredibly difficult to secure. I will soon have to go into hiding as I fear Shii's goons may be closing in on me or those close to me.

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>>247
I love this.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1jC6i0FKnRE3F7p8ikVa7w
Videos of Avery Morrow doing baseball. I don't think you can see his face in any of these.

>>249
Someone please spam the comments.

This kid is going to go pro and then play in Japan, utterly fucking the search results.

>>247
I just want to say how great I think this post is. It's really great.

>>247
we need more

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/shii <- the loser's FA page
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/53238/ <- the loser's only submitted art

this appears to be written on the back of some school paper
http://puu.sh/pnzYo/cd055e6a83.jpg
which says Thursday, October 21st
the last year that happened was in 1999, which means that he either drew this, then hung on to it for like 6 years or that he kept paper from 1999 and drew on it later. I don't know his date of birth; I'm guessing that was college.

Anyways, does anyone have any idea of what the art might be about?

Is that a girl on the right? Is her shirt pulled up?

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Thursday, October 21: Slavery in

The real prize here is the hand-written note on the left-hand side. WTF does it say?

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Duchy
County
???

>The postponed meeting of the Boston Female Anti-Slavery Society, was announced for three o-clock on Wednesday afternoon, October 21st. It was to be held at 46 Washington Street, in a hall at the Anti-Slavery office. The Commercial Gazette reported on the indignation among business men who thought that “women ought to be engaged in some better business than that of stirring up strife between the South and the North on this matter of slavery… they ought to be at home, attending to their domestic concerns …”

>On October 21st, Garrison is attacked by a mob at Faneuil Hall.

Massachusetts Anti-Slavery Society was founded.

>>262

>Massachusetts Anti-Slavery Society

Also known as the Mass. ASS.

>>254
This is a nice little artifact. Thanks for finding it.

OK, so if this is him, he registered for the site in 2006. The 21st fell on a Thursday in 2004 which makes a lot more sense than 1999. This is still confusing, though.

He attended Carleton College 2006-2010, according to LinkedIn (AND St. John's College in NM 2013-14, was a JET 2010-13 (in case he deletes his profile)). SO, wtf? It looks like this is on the back of a college syllabus, but what was he doing in 2004? Did he go to school somewhere else?

It's at this point I realize I don't actually know how old he is. When did he graduate from high school? I had guessed around 2004, but now I'm not sure.

Why "Terrist"??

This happened on 29 October 2006:

http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/sports/college/mensbasketball/2006-10-29-juco-player-shot_x.htm

>Terrist Parramore was in critical condition Sunday.

>A player for a championship junior college basketball team was shot in the head and chest after police say he confronted a man who was touching females inappropriately at a Halloween party.

>>264 thanks, also oops, i forgot 2004.

As a correction to my post, 1999 would be a lot more fitting for middle (?) school, considering that it says on his facebook that he went to HS (Boston Commonwealth Shcool) from 2002-2006. Which would make him 28?

http://journals.jevon.org/users/shii/profile
http://forums.megatokyo.com/index.php?s=&showuser=30780

Btw, the megatokyo profile lists his birthday as 5 October 1987.

http://couchsurfing.com/people/averym
has 2 pics of him, but requires login. here they are
http://i.imgur.com/67v9Fga.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/JoBoaPm.jpg

1987-1989 or so - Shitting his pants, drooling, etc.
1992-2001 - K-8
2002-2006 - High School (Boston Commonwealth)
2006-2010 - Undergraduate (Carleton College)
2010-2013 - JET/hanging out with Japanese schizophrenics
2013-2014 - St. John's College (??), writing
2015-present - University of Tokyo, Graduate work

Maybe that was a high school paper?

>>268
I can't believe I'm only 3 years younger than Shii.

>>271
you are 29
shii 32
0037 ~31 (18 at 2003 +13(?))

http://www.amerika.org/author/avery-morrow/

2021-2022 - Discovers drugs
2023-2025 or so - Shitting his pants, drooling, etc.

https://apps.carleton.edu/student/orgs/druids/archdruids/

>Recent Archdruids and Archdruidesses at Carleton

>Past leaders of the Carleton grove.

>2009-2010: Kaitlin Justin, Avery Morrow (shrine built)

btw, the copyright on his book and every library entry for his book lists him as being born in 1987. It's a good thing for him that we're all incompetent.

i compiled some of the pics i had saved
http://4x13.net/wiki/?m=view;p=AveryMorrowGallery

https://aeon.co/users/avery-morrow

Gentlemen, lady, unsures, I present to you our Holy Grail:

>The "Airborne Hyperpage" was founded in early 1997, somewhere on Geocities. Now, if you're one to question my history, you might point out that that means I was nine years old when I first set it up. That is entirely correct! I barely remember what the original Hyperpage looked like, or what its contents were. I seem to remember a black background, frames with music playing, a Photoshopped logo with a lens flare, lots of guestbooks, some counters, and by way of actual content, some brief descriptions of my favourite MS-DOS games. It is a mystery to me why some people older than nine years old design websites in this way.

WE MUST GO ON A QUEST!

shit, didn't archiveteam have a geocities archive?
http://www.archiveteam.org/index.php?title=GeoCities#External_links
yes they do!
i might try to look through some archives later

Deleted his Reddit account. Any idea when that happened?

Probably for the same reason he deleted all of his other stuff.

>>282
We can guess why. The question was when?

>>283
Oh crap.
http://web.archive.org/web/20131105113905*/http://www.reddit.com/user/shii
The latest capture is for november last year. However, it wouldn't surprise me if he deleted it around the same time he got his site removed from archive.org, which was sometime in february, i think?

Also:
https://www.reddit.com/user/ahm Created on 2006-12-06
WM lists /u/shii as being created on 2006-01-01 at 05:00:00 (for me) which seems wrong. Might it be possible that he created /u/ahm to reserve it?

>>285
OK. Not sure how you're seeing any date for user/ahm/ but that's fine. Our boy is a big a fan of parachute accounts. Case in point: https://www.reddit.com/user/averymorrow Registered for six years, active for only the last two.

>Tricosm is copylefted afree moreau

AFREE MOREAU

lol.

btw, found a fragment of the holy grail. Unfortunately, latest capture is from 2001.

http://web.archive.org/web/20010501170840/http://www.geocities.com/afree87/

or oldest capture, whatever.

that was a short quest

Why do we care about this guy so much? he made a wiki or something about stuff he knew and drew a loli onceand cracked cracky chans tripcode... so what?

Shut up, shii.

>>290
He is our lord and savior Avery Morrow, paedophile, homosexual to the extreme.

>>289
YOU'RE short!

How do I become an official Shii stalker like you guys?

Do I need to pass a test first?

>>294
You must get this video and post it on a file sharing site for us:

http://www.animemusicvideos.org/members/members_videoinfo.php?v=6132

>>295
Easy enough.
https://a.pomf.cat/iqunjh.avi

>Name:

Please ignore my illiteracy though.

>>296
Excellent! You're now a Junior Shii Stalker Trainee, 2nd Class. Only 18 more steps up that ladder! You'll get there someday!

I've been told that Tanami (#Perwl@rizon) once spidered the site.

https://u.pomf.is/rglfys.mp4

Oh, it must be easy to make those.

>>302
I'm glad you like it.

moar liek SLAvery Morrow, amirite?

haha, yeah

https://www.facebook.com/avery.morrow.35?pnref=friends.search

are you fucking kidding me.
this is the avery morrow from the baseball vids
this is not my beautiful wife...
this is not my beautiful averym

That poor kid is going to google himself someday and end up here.

I'd be honored to google myself one day and find that some other guy with my name was being stalked by a bunch of nerds on some backwater BBS

Shii caused the destruction of the Republic of Ezo. This is unforgivable.

>>309
Shii is too much of a loyalist to tolerate republicans I guess.

We should recruit him to join our club, because that would make our member list really confusing.

He wrote Digimon fan fiction. It's out there somewhere. We have to find it.

Thought I'd share this piece of art with you as well.

http://i.imgur.com/vUl7vm6.jpg

Honestly, I wonder how he would react if somebody were to ask him to sign the book, and his heart jumps in joy as he sees that somebody actually bought it, but then he realizes that whoa, this cover is just a piece of paper glued on, and then he sees the text as he picks it up.

Then, on the inside is that picture of him laughing at a (photoshopped) framed goatse.

Of course he wants to save face, so he laughs it off, and doodles a quick signature. But internally, he is absolutely weirded out, and a little afraid. He goes home at night to delete even more of his online presence.

It saddenw me that there havent really been anay online figures worht a damn since him. Youd think in 15 years a few would have popped up...

>>314
I kind of envy him even if he's not known too widely. I'd say he inspires me but by this stage I'm older than he was for most of his most notable period, so really it just depresses me.

This sort of thread hasn't dampened my enthusiasm for e-fame, strangely.

>>315
Oh man that feel of being older than people that have acheievd things. I know it well. One of the worst.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAeSZMNeMz0
Are these the morrow brothers?

>>314
You're just not looking hard enough

>>318
He forgot to look in the anus

Turns out, tanami had only crawled the wiki.

So:
shii.org/yukkuri/ is still mostly lost, but the good news are that all the "books" (aside from Genesis) are just translated comics. I think.
shii.org/nevada/ appears to be mostly complete on vyrd.net
shii.org/maids/ is still lost.
shii.org/furry/ - ???

>In his explanatory book Epic Win: How 4chan’s Anonymous Army Conquered the Web, Cole Stryker interviews Shii

How did I not know that?

>Shii (pronounced “she”), otherwise known as Susana Montez is a local singer from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida. She’s of Cuban/Philipino decent and is a singer/song writer and is trying to secure her spot as Miami’s next biggest pop star.

Another complication.

Actually, not active since 2012. Never mind. A minor bump in the road.

http://shiiisapedo.ytmnd.com

>>321
Anyone got a screenshoot of that interview or somwthing

A couple of things that appear to be completely lost:

• Freeservers page.
• Xoom page
• Mega Boston (or Megaboston?) comics
• Any and all Digimon fan fiction

But not lost: https://u.pomf.is/kjycrn.jpg

Why such interest in shii? Did he like invent anime or something

>>326
When we publish the First Folio of his Digimon Fanfiction, the world will know that he perfected anime.

Shii also invented the 3 button mouse, considered to improve productivity for over 55% of all workers in the private sector

who here knows even a single thing about Digimon?