0001 Minute Without Power: Phone at 9%. No conceivable way to charge it besides going to car. Far too lazy for that. So far, remaining healthy and sane.

0002 Minutes without power: Watching videos in the dark. This isn't so bad. I'm sure I can live like this forever.

0003 Minutes without power. I'm hungry. All of the appliances are electric. Hmm...

0004 Minutes without power: Shouldn't have killed the dog to eat, it turns out.

0005 Minutes without power: The cat too. Can't cook these dead animals at all.

0006 Minutes without power: Found some canned soup. Shit. Update: 8% on phone.

0007 Raided neighbor's house for fuel/women. They didn't have any women. Did take some slaves, though. Phone at 7%. No youtube videos available on "how to raid". All video game shit.

0010 Minutes without power: slaves escaped. Still 8% on phone. No, now it's 7%.

0021 Minutes without power: set fire to furniture in hopes of cooking dead pets. House is presently on fire. Phone at 6%. This phone is shitty. Not wasting battery to call fire department, if there is one anymore.

0022 Minutes without power: pretty big explosion from the house. Dead pets are probably burning up. Wait, I should probably get them. Might be cooked now!

0031 Minutes without power: badly burned. Had to kill some cops, or at least post-apocalyptic raiders dressed like cops. Not sure which. Dead pets very roasted, but with lots of melted carpet fiber included. Phone at 4%. May stop playing games on it now.

0042 Minutes without power: carpet fiber is kinda tasty, once you get used to it. Sirens are interrupting my dinner.

0044 Minutes without power: my slaves have returned with more slaves for me! And weapons! Oh, wait.