ITT we invent stuff. Think of products the world must have and post them here. People with superior resources and legal teams are standing by to steal your ideas!
Like a Roomba, but for corpses.
Lots of demand for this in Syria and the Congo.
A modified rotary strip-mining machine used to dig graves. They'll be sort of half-moon shaped, but when you're digging thousands at a time, it's worth it.
I sure hope the Syrians have money for all of my great ideas. Why can't a rich country have a bloody civil war? We need to stir some shit up in Switzerland.
One of those rigs they use to put a net around christmas trees but for corpse shrouds.