In this thread we discuss movies I haven't seen. Not movies you haven't seen. Because fuck you.
Lilo & Stitch ★
Looks like shit. They've all got like huge dick noses.
The Godfather Part II ★★★★ 1/2
Actually keep meaning to see this. Is it good?
Suicide Squad ★
I'm so glad I don't ever have to see this. Superhero movie without Wolverine? Fuck no.
The Avengers ★
Again, no Wolverine. Fuck off.
Captain America: Winter Soldier ★
Until someone tricks me into thinking Wolverine is in this, I'll pass.
Avengers: Age of Ultron ★
Seriously, your movie makes a billion fucking dollars, and you can't even afford Wolverine for your sequel?
Little Miss Sunshine ★★
Hear it's good. Never bothered for some reason.
Superman Returns ★
Again, I know Wolverine would just be hurled into heliocentric orbit by Superman, but that doesn't mean I don't want to see Superman vs. Wolverine.
Fantastic Four (2015) ★
How about this: fantastic FIVE. You know where this is going.
La La Land (2016) ★
Why the fuck isn't there a Wolverine musical?