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The saying gose:"most ancient profession in the world", even if it is not so old they tell us, it sure must have choed throuht out time. Many things are much more older then you may think, and the same way ofc around. That is many saying are much younger then you may think. But to the point!
Ofc, we all know that "most ancient profession in the world" is not true! The truth is of cours with a brain you can understand that the first profesion was trade. Why? Because before prostetution there is trade. How much money the sex is gona cost you!!! And rape or just reproduc/procreating is not sex for something else! Just look at animals, today! What do they do? They trade!!! Plant lice trade for security and food with ants. [LEL 8 YEAR OLD KID LOGIC]. My point is that trade is before athleast prostetution. But why did Rudyard Kipling say it?
Lets go down the rabit hole. Ofc, he probebly heard it from some farmer on the farming grounds and piked up. So it was probebly not he who came up with the ide, only the first person to print it on papper. Now what did thoses ancient people know what we did not know? The thing is this! Like Isac newton did not eat a apple, he is just metaforing what Eva and Eve eat from the forbiden fruit of knowlegde. THe same thing is with prstetution, it sounds COOL thus it is more rememberabel, that is it! Isca newton was just self inportant syndrom, because he followed the jews(lel, no at just that people) way: A person is a live only if other people know that he exist.
SO what has prostetution to do with anything? I am not trying to sound disgusting here. But when the robots take over that is the only work left for us humans to do. And it will be rebot dicks inside of your assholes. Because you can not replace the real deal(huamns) with robots, and if robots want to have sex with huamns you need to have the real deal, you can not replace the real deal with something else. So the oldest profesion will be still here, because you can not replace huamsn with something else. If you want to have sex with humans you need humans.
I hope you are looking forward to taking robot dicks in 50 years, time, because that is the only way you will be able to make money !!!
>I hope you are looking forward to taking robot dicks in 50 years, time, because that is the only way you will be able to make money !!!
WTF dude...
My favorit instrument is Accordion, because it makes so many good music. It did not have any "inspiration" from sheng and khaen, it is just mad dogs that say that. They are on black and white paper because there culture is shit. Same they say paper was created or inspired by "chines". Bullshit! Pepper was made by the Egypts, no it was made by clay. In Messopotania. But moder paper, as we understand paper to be was created by French guy. People are claiming more of there oven shit when a cultre is going to a higer standard. What this show us is this:white race is declining and shit races are just using the tip of the ice berg of the white mans decline to call out there shit and think that they stand on the same top as the white man.
Any way. My favoirt musican instrument is Accordion because it makes many sounds that sounds like home. What is your favoirt instument and why?
If an object is man made, the Chinese claim to have done it first. Never mind all contrary evidence. The American flag vaguely resembles a medieval Chinese war banner, evidence further still that the American way of life was invented in China!
I have heard that the Chinese claim to have invented the bagpipes, but never the accordion. Then again, who would want to claim that? The accordion is super gay.
limbo: text-only /jp/.
>>8
No, half-god 0037 got his power from god RIR6 who got his power from germanic legends that limbo was created for a specific germanic people. FUCK OFF TO 4CHAN, THIS IS GERMANIC BOARD FOR GERMANIC TRIBE
I AS GERMANIC HAVE A BIRTH RIGHT TO POST ON LIMBO, AND ONLY ME AND MY FOES!!! Stop invading! Rome is this was >>4. It is decring as most things.
Where you stand 8, is a crumbling empire. It may last as long as the empire as you wanted it to be, yes! But it will never give "that" kind of a kick on the internet history. That kind of glory is for the history books !!!
What you seek, is dead and will not be found in this land of mist.
>General Josef Bílý, who at the beginning of the German occupation of Czechoslovakia led the anti-Nazi resistance group Obrana Národa ("National Defense"), was imprisoned at Pankrác Prison before being executed by shooting elsewhere in 1941. Bílý refused a blindfold and his last words to his executioners were "Shoot, you German dogs!"
>>512
I think, I now just that place, where people like to suck cock that whould be the accat place for a person like you to be at. It is called Auswitch.
Something else
Two smells to sole this is with war.
Just saying war right now for people in the top is very good busnes because not even two things would be sholved with one big blow, many more things.
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American mentality is shit,, the people who america great where germans. All german blood is mixed to shit in america. Just if you did not know, but the first people on the moon where Nazis if, you know... It was Nazi and germans who made the first long distant missle, first rocket to make space photograph, all russian tenology, sending first man to space, sending first man to moon. And how are they being payed? Killing there familys and say they are jews, so jews can kill more people.
True germans are dead, germany today may be germanic, but not the same germany before hitler. THat germany is forever lost and will never return. If that germany was still today left we whould probebly be 70 years in the futher and be slaves to robots.
0037 and all Americans are white NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGERs and will never be part of my germanic tribe/sect/people/village/community.
>>8
/jp/sies are so deluded they think their little board is the pinnacle of imageboard culture and every other place should aim to be like it and always compare them to /jp/, then they go on these places and shit them up and post inside jokes only other savvy /jp/sies will get and generally just bring down the quality of wherever they post to 4chan levels, I really hate them.
All well, known indo-european, including a GERMANIC fary tales go like this:
There was a cat witch hade one of the most common jap, chink names there was out there, Chen. This cat chen like as so many cats, liked to eat mouse. Why? Idk, that just what cats do. But this cat, did not like to eat theme! No, no, no! It had a sexyaliy fethis for mouseSsssss... So one day the cat triked the house mouse to move in with it and marrig it and live togheter, and they hade 6 mutan babys and all where very happy to the end. BUT THEN SOME THKNG HAPPENE IN THE MIDDLE OF A NIGHT!!! The cat just ate the mouse. Why? No, it did not want to eat the mouse, it was just instinct. Now, this story has two kinds of moral it want us, the readers to teach:
The jew Jesus Christ maybe had good intenions with god but, with jews you will lose in the end.[People will go to there old ways even if they change for a moment]
2. Dont belive in people you dont trust. Like jesus christ, do you reall trust a none indo-european? ofc you do! white nigger.
What this tells us is one thing. The first indo-european culture was wherey homogen, not like any other people in thoses times where different...
But still in jap way you can see a little bit more open for other cultures Source:Durecly taken from my asshole
Now, if we look at the most intellectual and most high culture indo-european contry, USA, what will we find? Well, no indo-european culture sadly, thus we can call theme "white niggers". 0037 is a white niggger. IF 0037 is reading this plz say that you are whtei nigger OKDIUADWDUIAW UOWDA JIOAWD JIOWD AJIOD AIAWD
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Where can I role play on IRC, WHY DOSE IRC SUCK? WHERE CAN I ROLE PLAY????? awihawdoawdjiojda ijwda awd da wjiojaw you are so boring guys why must you be neckbeards? =-(
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horse penis soup
choke on a hoop skirt, ruffian!
People have prayed there "moder" religion islam more then white people have when the crusader came. Rome fell year 500 something.
100 yeats later muslims came.
FACTS:
Muslims chrstian year 600 - very fast grow! hole arabian penisual in just 20 years(i think)
England chrstian year 600
North Europe, poland, east europe for the most, russia(sweden, norway, denmark, finland) christian year 1000
baltik states year 1400 christian
poland christian
france christian year 500 - west rome fall
From wikipedia:
"By AD 700 England and the Frankish Empire were officially Christian and by 1100 Germanic paganis had also ceased to have political influence in Scandinavia."
Thus math:
1100-700=400/2= 200
700+ 200 = 900
In the year 900 europe became chrstian, north europe, east and west - the germanic influens, the wester part, the part that is all culture of today that was lost in WW2 becuase of Jews and usful idiots like 0037 parents or granparents. I dont speak about niggers in the south(yes, I know they where at the time pure germanic tribes, but today they are all shit, but I am happy that they are the protecters of western civilisation - even if they are a mix of shit today.
Thus:
900-600=300 years.
Meaning that Muslim have pratis there religion 300 years longer then christianity people in the west! Why is this important? One thing! IF the chines whould found us before the other way, much more culture of indo-european whould be preserved. Because it is the same in jap today, it was not jews cristianity it was germanic christianity. Just take away all gods but left the thing that are important left. Why? Religion is not about who created the world, it is about history, how to survive(tips and tricks), rule(culture by fauihaduiawduioawdioawdjioad jio ajioad jio dajioaw dwjioad somethin gsome something something.
Modern day religion like chrsitanity, islan and buddhism are political instrument for controling the people, but religions like jew, indo european and so on are more for history and other stuff... Because indo european religion where created not in a civilisation but in the animal world, while chrstianity was created in civilised world, thus religion was created in two different world for two different reason
When people go aborud like americans they forget who they where, thus they clin on to what is left like more holy then holy, thus Americans think bible is the most important thing for the europeans, but it is more fairy tales, because they tell storys about how to live and behave and history and other stuff, but that is all burned up afther the wars by the jews and industrial revolution
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THIs is me posting shit. I think people who say that middelages where dark miss the point totaly. You see this is what happened, only in south europe you can say the dark ages but in north europe the complete opposit happened, e.g: Germany. There where no citys in germany before the middelages, but in the middelages there where somethign something something Here is timline for europe:
South Europe: stoneage -> civilisation -> expanding, colonisation civilisation(this is when north europe begins, moving from stoneage to something better) -> dark ages(this is under the germanic expansion) -> multiculture [THE END]
North Europe: stoneage -> civilisation -> expanding, colonisation civilisation(germanic movment + viking movment) -> world colonisation => multiculture and dark ages [THE END]
North europe had it better in the dark ages as before, it was the germanic people who hade the power and not the roman colonisators. South Europe had it worst, here where the true dark ages. Multiculture and a race of shit in the mix. Germans and romans, fast could shit from arabia com in to these people and mix like shit like the jews. It was harder for jews to mix in with north europe because they where not a pile of shit allready like in south europe. [NOTE:I may say this mean, and shit and mix of shit. But I am just saying the truth and not shall be read as harsh or racis view. I just say my true honest opinion]
THe dark ages of europe where only for south europe, never for north europe. You even may say it was the golden ages for the germanic people. Yes, it is the germanic people and not the celts or slavs(I will talk later about the slavs). It was afther all in the dark ages germanic people became for the first civilised, made citys, lerned to write and a culture developed that could support a development of a civilisation(you can not create a civilisation with a nigger(african tribe) culture. You need to have rules that support a civilisation that is what christianity had! It can create culutre because it say "lets live in peac and not kill eathouther and create a culutre" while in proto indo european culture say "kill for fun". Now dont take this as a full, what I mean is you need to mix these two culturs to get your result. Because in the orginal culture with "kill for fun" are many important things, that are needed to, for survival of the climat, history(with history I mean for example lerneng from the parents, what misstakes no to repeat). Indo european allways where civilisised and ther orginal culture is still visible in indian and chines culture if you look at the hairy monkeys ;V).
There are two germanic expansions in history, the firs one the continent europe the 2nd one the hole world. Yes, the celts did nothing for western civilisation all of england is germans did. YOU MAY AS WELL SAY INSTEAD OF WESTER CIVILISATION SAY GERMAN CIVILISATION, the french are german+celts, the spanis are shit+germans, the italiens are germans+romen+shit GREEC WAS RULED BY THE GERMANS IN THE MIDDELAGES UPWARDS(not turks) the greek are shit today, BALTIC people are ruled by germans and russia we will talk later about... I YOU DONT SAY GERMAN RULE EUROPE BEFORE WW2 AND JEWS KILL GERMANY YOU ARE TRYLEY A STUPID FUCK!!!
english is a german languges
what we see today christinity in america is the mos disscusting fuck I have ever seen, they dont even know what chrisitinity is. It was never middeleaster christianity in norther europe, that only started in 1500 when Martin luther made people read the bible, before people could not read the bible not a single shit was realy given to christ. People thougth christ was a war god, and people thouth and came to Vallhala as a warrior in great battle when they died. THE CHRISITAN PEOPLE IN AMREICA ARE TRYLEY FUCKING STUPOD AS FUCK, there ancesotrs just 700-600 year back belived christ was a god of war and not of peach because not a single fuck of there ancestor could understand what the prest was saying in church because they all spoke latin and instead they where talking in the shitty pesan cotton about there old ways, the only revolution was they belived in one god and not many because the avregde pesant was to stupid to hold all the many goods on there fingers to remember. Marin luther made the fucking retarded in the head because now they can read the bible. EUROPEAN HAVE ONLY BEEN ABLE TO READ THE BIBLE FOR ABOUT 500 years and ONLY BEEN CHRISTIANS FOR ABOUT 1000(CHRISTIANITY HAS EXISTED FOR ABOUT 1900YEARS) years. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WHIT CRISTIANS IN AMERICA?????? I DON T GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [THE king becomes more king the in his home land(I know some cycology)] THEY ARE FUCKING RETARDED
The slavs and russians are the shit. They where the last indo europeans to leave the indo european home land, they where what was left of the indo european. As usaly, in these cases they where left overs and because of that they where the shit in the end. BEcause of that they are shit and fuck me they truley are niggers. Germanci people had a writing system, even celts. I know some say they had something like writing I have read the wiki but that just sound like shit. The only people who helped and mad glory for the russian and slav are germanic people, they never did anything self. THey even killed the people who made the glory that is how shity they are. THEY KILL THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE THEME GOOD. IT IS FUCKING STUPID. And in the center of it all is the jews, and you better belive it is the jews fault if you read what the jews did in russia because there is no other way to explain it. I AM FUCKIND DEAD SERIOUS. slav own name is from that they are the first slaves and last slaves, there word for there ethnicity is even for shitttttttttttt they are littrealy SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT LOOK TODAY AT UKRANE, NOT A SINGLE indo european survived they all slavs minggeled with mongols because they are so FUCKING SHIT.
LITERALY SLAVS ARE WHITE NIGGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IF YOU READ THERE HISTORY AND WHAT THEY DID THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO SAY IT AND IT WAS ONLY THEY IN THE INDO EUROPEAN WHO ARE ACTING LIKE NIGGERS IT IS FUCKING RETAREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Hitler wanted to make the russians german, not in a bad way. Look at prussia: they where slavs(kind of, the good kind if you knwo what I mean :3) and what did they became? THey became germans, and the made glory, a glory they could never have done if they did not become germans. There people did not die, no no. THere people came to the day of glory. And that is what hitler wanted for the russian people. But as we can see ther russian much more want to be ruled by jews and race mix to shit with chines and mongolians.
Hitler was no realy good for germany, but is was the best for germany at the time. Germany to become one nation was probebly never a good idea but it was the best at the time for the germanic people. What it did you probebly can understand if you have a germanic brain :3
How much german blood do you have?
HOW MUCH GERMAN BLOOD DOSE 0037 have?
HE IS OTHER WISE A POTATO NIGGER! I SAY!!!
germans have really small penises
>>2 white nigger probebly, the truth is that America is a rote fruit
Something else:
The wikipedia article about Butt plug is very wrong, butt blug are very useful for people when lerning there first step to not fart in the class room. This is the tecnic how you should learn not to fart in class rom:
sewage bubble
muh germanic
Next year this place is going to be as festive as it is unreadable for Christmas.
This post is to refresh this bitch?
I don't know why that ended with a question mark? Or this? Oh shit, is something broken. Uh, guys, I may have had a stroke?
havent left the house in 4 days. i think i'll do laundry, but i've been going to sleep in the daytime lately
From now on it's not limbo, it's LIMO. We just act like there's no b in it.
"I'm posting in my limo"
The Legend Of The Dark Crests
Part One
Note:* means the dark version of something, for example: Izzy*=Dark Izzy
"Yum! I haven't had anything as good as this ever since we boarded Cockatrimon's boat!" T.K. wolfs down his bacon, eggs and ketchup, and orange juice.
"Hey, T.K.! Wake up, the salmon is prodigious!" Izzy says.
"You mean it was just a dream?" asks T.K.
"What's going on, T.K.?" Patamon says as cute as ever.
"Hey, Tai! How is the tuna coming along?" yells Kari.
"Oh, man! What a dream. I dreamt that I was back at home with Biyomon and my mom's flower shop was doing so well that the smell made Biyomon digivolve to Perfumemon!" Sora gasps.
"Hey, T.K., did you get enough sleep?" Matt asks T.K. anxiously.
"Oh, I think my clothes got ruffled!" Mimi whines.
"Tuna's done! Let's dig in!" Tai brings in 7 plates of tuna fish and glasses of water with strawberry and banana chunks in them. "It's the closest thing to a smoothie I could make, but I hope you're happy, because I am!" Tai says. He brings out 8 plates of digi-food and a huge bowl with the rest in it. He takes the bowl and sets it down at the table of stone, then he starts wolfing it down and it's halfway done before he sits down. "Joe! Are those chopsticks done?" He yells.
"Coming!" Joe yells. The digimon all go over next to their partners, Sora, T.K., Izzy, Kari, Biyomon, Tentomon, Patamon, and Gatomon on one side of the table, Joe, Mimi, Tai, Matt, Gomamon, Palmon, Agumon, and Gabumon on the other one. Chinking of glasses and talking could be heard all the way from 10 miles away, which happened to be where Myotismon's castle was.
"Master Myotismon! I've heard rumors about Pukumon's arrival! He's bringing the special dark crests, hate, mutiny, death, evil, falseness, betrayal, and war. He has also made copies of all the digi-destined, except for that Kari Kamiya. In any case, we plan to attack them just after the dark replicas train their dark digimon. Everything's so dark, they'll be blinded!" Demidevimon spat out to his master.
"Excellent. Pukumon is our master. We shall obey him, and in result, destroy those pesky digi-destined!" Myotismon evilly laughs.
Back at the cave, a big digimon named Seelamon is attacking the kids. "Agumon digivolve to Greymon!"
"Gabumon digivlove to Garurumon!"
"Tentomon digivolve to Kabuterimon!"
"Palmon digivlove to Togemon!"
"Gomamon digivolve to Ikkakumon!"
"Biyomon digivolve to Birdramon!"
"T.K., I feel something inside me. It's like I'm stronger or something." Patamon whimpers to T.K.
"You want to join the fight?"asks T.K.
"Yeah! Patamon digivolve to Angemon!"
The seven digimon attack Seelamon with every ounce of energy they have. "Gatomon, I'm scared!" says an astounded Kari.
"I won't let Master Myotismon down! Water blast!" Seelamon yells. All seven digivolved digimon get hit by a spray of water.
"Need help?"a familiar voice sounds out.
"Leomon! Prodigious!" Izzy exclaimed.
"I have more strength than ever. Do you mind helping me?"
"Not at all, Leomon!" yells an excited T.K.
"I'll need some crest power. But how?"
"RRRRRAAAAAAAH!" Seelamon roars and starts spinning."Ultra twister!"
"I have to use my head!" says Izzy. His crest glows. "Leomon digivolve to... SABER LEOMON! AAAAAAHHHH!"
"Wow! I'd better use my digimon analyzer!" Izzy says. "Saber Leomon. Super Ultimate form of Leomon. His attack is a deafening blast of sound called raging sonic scream. Digimon analyzer offline,"it bleeps and Mimi stares.
"RAGING SONIC SCREAM! AAAAAAAHHHH!" Saberleomon shouts.
"Wow! What's a super ultamite? Do you mean like even higher then Blossomon's level? I'm amazed!"
"Apparently, that's true, Mimi," says Matt.
"Cool! I guess that means Metal Greymon can digivolve even higher!" shouts Tai.
"I think that those spiky things on his mane are dangerous. They might poke my eye out," says Joe.
"If Garudamon can digivolve even further, then we will definitely defeat Myotismon!" says Sora, confidently.
"Prodigious! Seelamon's out cold!" says Izzy.
"Wow! Look at him! He's getting really small!" says Tai.
"Poyooooooooomon! Poyo-poyo-poyomon!" says what used to be the magnificent Saberleomon.
"Huh? What's a Poyomon doing here? What does this mean?" Izzy outbursts with questions.
"Wait a minute. I'm going to activate the digimon analyzer's digivolution scanner," A screen pops out from Saberleomon's picture. It shows the chart of Saberleomon and a voice comes up. "Poyomon digivolves to Tokomon. Tokomon digivolves to Patamon or Kunemon. Patamon digivolves to Angemon. Kunemon digivolves to Kiwimon. Kiwimon digivolves to Leomon. Angemon digivolves to HyperAngemon. "
"Cool! Hey, T.K., did you hear that? Hyperangemon!" Tai says to T.K. They head off towards Myotismon's castle and come inside.
"Raaaaaaaaeeeee!"A Devidramon yells and looks straight at Patamon.
"T.K.!" Patamon yells just before collapsing to the floor. T.K. rushes over and cradles him in his arms. "Patamon!"
"Digivolving time!" says Izzy.
"Tentomon digivolve to Kabuterimon!"
"Gomamon digivolve to Ikkakumon!"
"Biyomon digivolve to Birdramon!"
"Agumon digivolve to Greymon!"
"Gabumon digivolve to Garurumon!"
"Palmon digivolve to Togemon!"
Ikkakumon, Birdramon, Greymon, and Togemon pounce on Devidramon while Garurumon covers up its eyes. Kabuterimon starts to use his attacks.
"According to my attack info, you can do rapid attacks! Try it out, Kabuterimon!" yells an encouraged Izzy.
"Rapid Electro-Shocker!" Devidramon becomes weak and drops to the ground, lifeless.
"Great work!" says Kari. Everyone including the digimon gather around Patamon.
"Oh, I feel so weak. What's happening?" Patamon becomes small and white. "Poyo-poyomon."
"Oh, Poyomon!" Says T.K.
"Hah! A Poyomon. Do you really think it will defeat my Patamon*? Yeah, right." A voice that sounds kind of like T.K. echoes.
To Be Continued
Samurai Pizza Cats:
* Cultural Appropriation (Japanese, Italian)
* Patriarchy (assuming, haven't seen the show)
* Rape culture (assuming, haven't seen the show)
* Sexism (assuming, haven't seen the show)
* Ableism (assuming, haven't seen the show)
* Homophobia (assuming, haven't seen the show)
* Islamophobia (assuming, haven't seen the show)
Life goals: talking a hostage negotiator into giving me a helicopter.
Life goals: talking a hostage negotiator into taking a helicopter apart, passing it through the doors of a bank building, and then reassembling it inside.
refresh!
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Life goals: talking a hostage negotiator into repainting a helicopter he just reassembled inside a bank building. Thinking of going with a confederate flag. Maybe some stripes on the rotors that will blur into red, white, and blue stripes.
I do have unfinished business. That business is animated gifs of cartoon animals fucking.
Bring back the limo!
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heaven thread can't be in limbo. that makes no sense.
Upbeat banjo music about the joy of gay sex
He's a superhero that can piss so hard he can cut steel with his stream. The main dilemma of the character is that he can't use an ordinary toilet, because he pisses ordinary toilets in half. Has to be careful pissing outside, because he'll knock over fences and walls. He'd even piss right through buried pipes and power cables. Eventually, he'll hook up with a doctor xavier type who will build him a urinal out of super metal or some shit.
Pair this guy with someone who has super burps or some shit, and we've damn near got 98% of the work writing a cynical spoof/ripoff.
please stop being difficult and get in the bag. if you do, we'll promise not to drop the bag intentionally.
A performance of Peter Pan for a house booked by Nazi war criminals. When asked to clap to keep Tinkerbell alive, the house just scowls back in silence. The fairy dies and the curtain falls on a despondent and weeping Peter Pan.
We're pretty much ankle-deep in pig entrails 24/7.
As many penises in as many assholes as possible plz.
&refreshkthx
some sort of horseseratops
dick is out, no one is sucking it
bitch, I know what a bus is. it's where i get my dick sucked.
refresh plz
Suicide note? Bitch, I expect a multimedia suicide presentation.
a urinal overflowing with used condoms.
ejaculating hard or hardly ejaculating?
seriously though, either one is a symptom of testicular cancer. get tested today!
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unplugging grandma's life support to charge your phone
Got a black light. Lots of stains on the carpets and the walls say HELP ME a lot. That's normal for an older house, right? I think this place is like 10 years old.
Helicopter parents. Giving birth to a helicopter is very painful.
gay the american way
genital warts in your throat
We have a strict anti-discrimination policy in Limbo. All human beings are the master race and all human beings have to be exterminated.
I don't know, my mom disowned me over all the dickgirl porno.
>Very valuable information for fist time travelers
TIME TRAVELERS. I KNEW IT!
FIST time travelers at that. Going to FIST Genghis Khan and Hitler!
Llama on man is the purest form of rape.
a big pile of fuck
youre gay
moderate goat damage. $800 obo
Wanted: small men with short arms. Must be willing to put your hot stubby arms deep inside another man's anus. Get paid today!
I don't know if I understand the term "child abuse" as "abuse" seems to imply there is a proper way to use children. To what purpose, I don't know. No, what I did to that kid should be defined as "simple battery" and that little shit had it coming.
I've seen enough after school specials to know that enjoying any single thing, even once, will result in heroin addiction and suicide.
a four bedroom, three bath, filthy gutter, you cunt.
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Is your child trans? Here's a simple checklist:
If not, STOP RIGHT HERE. The answer is no.
2. Are you upper middle class or better?
If not, STOP RIGHT HERE. The answer is no.
3. Do you live within 200 miles of San Francisco or New York?
If not, STOP RIGHT HERE. The answer is no.
If you have made it this far, it won't matter what any checklist says, because you'll be able to shop around and find the proper combination of specialists to have your child declared trans before they inevitably grow out of it.
I was going to call my boot camp for NEETs "DISINTEGRATING CHILDHOOD"
Turns out, Childhood Disintegrative Disorder is a serious medical condition and the parents of those suffering from it have a lot of free time to complain to my insurance company.
>On June 8, 1961, Portland police received a phone call from a local housewife whose dog had brought home a human foot in a paper bag. While detectives were at the woman's house investigating, the dog returned again, this time with a hand.
Just another day in Portland
>>94
just another day in nigger kike mafia merica, that is what you get for not supporting the good guys in WW2 !
fuck u
Allso /limbo/ is not Merican board, mind your talk! faggot
Lubed from head to ankles, forced into the rectum of an elephant.
testes
Like two days
It's only slightly out of scale. Just pretend your doll orders ostrich eggs by the dozen.
Petitioning the court for release? I don't think that's a good idea. Who gives you the hand job? The judge?