>>6
In the midst of reading this review, I realized that the critic had never actually read the review he was reviewing all the way through. Watching The Village halfway through, we can only assume that M. Night Shyamalan is yet again working his magical charm with the twist ending. To craft a review that would make it sound as though he had watched the whole movie, rather than leave the theater early to tend to his latest herpes outbreak, all he need say is: the master craftsman has created a twist that will leave audiences guessing to the very end. However, those of us who have watched this film, or read this review, know better. Clearly the reviewer left early to feed his insatiable desire for gay sex in the nearest bus station restroom rather than act with even a shred of integrity in the the task put before him. It is with heavy heart that I must therefore award >>6 a review of 1/10 for clearly putting more effort into sucking cock rather than seriously reviewing the review in question.