Huffington post is bullshit. Nothing to do with huffing. If I didn't have my glue on, I'd write a letter or some shit.
I will get the conversation started: ARE YOU A GLUE OR A GASOLINE MAN? OR WOMAN? OR TRANSPERSON?
Nothing like an early morning spent scrounging $0.70 from the gutter, finding a mostly-clean milk jug, filling it up with $0.70 worth of gas, and spending the whole afternoon staring at the sun.
Sure wish the gas station nearest the park would sell less than $1 worth of gas at a time. Fucking idiots. I am a paying customer who only started a fire that one time.
#3
They are just trying to make you buy the glue in the tube repair kit and that's not a good deal. Only keeps you high like two hours. Also the pag they give you is PLASTIC so it can stick to you face and make drain damage if your not careful. Asides, that kit is like $1.99 so that's a ripofff and if you do that everyday, you need blow a lot more dudes for money and that's how you get herpes and that's even worse with plastic glue bag
JIM YOU CAN GET TWO TUBES OF GLUE FOR A DOLLAR AT THE DOLLAR TREE.
#5
I can't go into the dollartree naymore because sthey said I smelled too much lie gas and cursed too much and its a family store or something i don't know. All I wanted was a towel for a new huffing rag because my old one got a lot of lbood on it from when I got stabbed and papertowels are too scratchy. Asides, I dun't like glue anyway, i was just said. My stupid gas station werent' having even apper towels outside anymore, and they owon't give me the bathroom key anymore ether cause they think I was stealing bleachk from it(like you can huff belach!)
Yo, who huff paint here? I buy it gold, baby. I buy it by the case!
#6
Paint is too expensive not even that orange marker stuff in my price range. You must have to suck a lot of dick to afford that stuff. Used to do it when it was young and had more teeth bu t then did to much and ended up in jail. Gas is fine for me %3 so high all week. Sum weeks get by with just a few handys, not even sucking dick, so all god.
JIM: THAT DOLLARTREE SOUNDS LIKE BULLSHIT. MINE EVEN HAS NAIL POLISH REMOVER. SMALL BOTTLES, BUT ONLY $1. THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO KEEP YOU OUT. WE SHOULD START A CAMPAIGN FOR HUFFER'S RIGHTS!
SIRHUFFSALOT: PAINT IS WAY TOO EXPENSIVE. HAVE YOU TRIED COOKING SPRAY? GENERIC IS CHEAPER AND IT MAKES YOU SMELL LIKE YOU'VE EATEN MOVIE THEATER POPCORN INSTEAD OF HUFFING PAINT!
Bitch, I am upstanding member of society with my job at the rendering plant. There are no cocks in my mouth. Sometimes dead chicken parts flies out of the grinder and onto my face, and some of them are tecnically cocks, but you know what I mean. Nasty job, sure, but I can be high all the time and they can't fire me cause it don't show up on drugtests! They say it smells bad, but tha'ts not what I'm semelling, know what I mean? Also got enough money to buy a gallon can of carpet ahesive and a bottle of nitrous from the payout i got when I lost my leg to the ginder. And time off to use it all too!
#9
still sure that i get more gas for %1 than you can get with dollar nail polish removerl. Also, prefer gas. About rites: I would right la letter to my congressman but whenever i have enouh money for a postage stamp, I'd spend it on gas. Pretty sure I can't vote cause of all that ime in jail. I'll just yhell at people going to vote to vote against that dollar tree fuck.
i just thot of something. Can ou huf bleach??
DON'T DO IT JIM.
So i worke up in the hospital but nothing new there. Sure did huf beach but not make me high, just cough up a lot of blood. More than usual. Someday called the police i gues because my box burned down too from the pleach boiling rig i made. also the dumper it was nex too. Ben trying to get free morphone, but they say it would press my breathin or something and kill me. Was on a ventilator for while and thinking: if you could put gas in that thing, it would get u ysuper high. Say they putting me into an institute after this because i har m myself and others gettin high. Hard to hurt anyone wen you can't stake two steps without stopping to try to catch your breth, but whatever. Hopsital food is pretty good, i think but can't taste anything and hurts to swallow. not statsting anything should make my line of work a lot easier when i get out. see you sguys later