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Trans coven seeks same for discount greens fees at public golf course.
M4W or M4whatever, I'm open-minded.
You and me, we fuck in top hats, tuxedo shirts, and spats. Classy-like. Your mansion or mine.
M4W Seeking Single Asian Female
Preferably petite with high-pitched voice. I have installed robotics in a large octopus. Unfortunately, my roommate is being a bitch about it taking up all the room in the refrigerator, so we need to do this ASAP. CALL ME. URGENT.
Little Person seeks same (purely platonic!). We'll take turns standing on each others shoulders and wear a big trench coat. It's a great way to see the country as bus tickets are half price this way!