We write here medieval fairy story in our own words as the people who told us wanted it to be told. Not directly copy and pasta, because to move forward we need to change. This is better, then old stores to be forgotten, guyssssssss.

==== When the animals demanded 三途の川 ====
Back long ago. All ponys meet to createa a river, namely 三途の川. It was only Rainbow dash that did not wanted to take part in the construction. He told:

• Fur mich richt nur das wasar das von the sky cums from. I do not need the water that flows on earth surface.

The other ponys baceam offensive and decided to punich Rainbow dash with not allowing here to drink a single drop from the water from 三途の川. It should be nice enought with only the rain from the sky.
It is because of this the Rainbow dash still scream until this day:

• Will the sky cum soon? Will the sky cum soon?

But the other animals when to work on the 三途の川. Tewi ran eagerly to show where the river should be layer down. But you know how Tewi runs, in zigzag and curves like bananas :*). That is why 三途の川 is so crocked in so many corners.
In the heels of tewi cumed the Twillight sparkle. It moved up the earth first curve of the 三途の川 river. In revawrd it says it got its rose from the cum of the river theat when created ran over twiligst sparkle body to become from yellow to pink.

THE END.