Don't laugh.
I have traveled far to come to this place to ask you my fellow wise Anonymous, about advice. Because soon there will be the race war upon us. And we all know who will win. Not the background that I am writing right now, no, it is the foreground. Sadly I can not fight. As I must fur fill my mission or quest in your languages that you taught me. Thus I need to disguise as the enemy, the monkey! Give me your behavior and looks of other people for my disguise.

Yes, this is cosplay thread.