Pythagorean Therem Conspiracy (8)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-07-04 02:43 ID:nFmLdYar [Del]

I allways knew it. There is a math consparicy and this is the post(thread) that will porve it. You see all the time I hade bad -Fails in math class, and not i sall prove that there was allways dark forces behin-d the curten of red blod of the people. [BTW east germany was the 100% carl marx dream land, and we know how turned the dominos block to fall they did, THE GERMANS OFC, haha stalin. Owned afer his dead in 30years time]. If we continue, we this thread topic: Thus I should have been the true. And never should have gone with theme niggers in summer school :_,. Sure sucks to suck in school.

Background:
Why do I think there is a pythagorean therem conspairacy:

  1. There are way over the top of evidence that it works, like. There are no other out there...
  2. Pythagorean only created a crazy math religon nothing more, so some one added the theorem on his name. Thus I can truely speculate it was J.R.R Tolkens with his shity wizardry of what i call "fake rip off from european culture", after all he was a jew loving boy <3.

Why are they doing this?:

  1. Idk
  2. slow down humanity because who the fuck has the time to poop out a calcualet when ever they are trying to find the hypotenuse

Background to dicovery:
I tryed to Make computer programma but mums computer only run on 1HZ in minute and thus I need faster speed to get the hypotenusea.

3 theorems that are better than shit Pytagorean theorem(I will no post theme in this thread because that will clutter upp all things in this thread):

  1. MumsSpaghettiTPheorem
  2. GayAssNiggaTheroem
  3. ToiletCar

Note. Therey 2 and 3 works in conjunction but 2 is more precise, if you know what I mean, grrrrr ^^

2 Name: MumsSpaghettiTPheorem : 2014-07-04 02:47 ID:nFmLdYar [Del]

If the both legs are the same lenght you can use this:
R = legs lenght

R + R * 0,5

3 Name: MumsSpaghettiTPheorem try 2 : 2014-07-04 02:50 ID:nFmLdYar [Del]

R = legs lenght

R + R * 0,4

4 Name: GayAssNiggaTheroem : 2014-07-04 02:51 ID:nFmLdYar [Del]

Rl = long legs lenght
Rs = small legs leght

Rs + Rl * 0,5

5 Name: ToiletCar : 2014-07-04 02:53 ID:nFmLdYar [Del]

Rl = long legs lenght
Rs = small legs leght

Rl + 0.1 + (0.1 * (Rs * 2))

NOTE:This has not maximal precision because 0.1 should be actualy 0.1555...endles

6 Name: Anonymous : 2014-07-04 02:53 ID:Heaven [Del]

qvailty :D

7 Name: examples: : 2014-07-04 03:12 ID:nFmLdYar [Del]

legs:5
legs:5
hypotenyse: not 7.071067812 ... bull shit only 7 and nothing more fags!

  • MumsSpaghettiTPheorem -

5 + 5 * 0,4 = 5 + 2 = 7
sqr (5^2 * 2) = sqr (25 * 2) = sqr (50) = 7.0710678 (shit thereoymalose)

Rl = 5
Rs = 3
hypotenyse:5.830 951 896 ... bull shit only 5.5 and nothing more fags!

  • GayAssNiggaTheroem -

3 + 5 * 0,5 = 3 + 2.5 = 5.5
sqr (5^2 + 3^2) = sqr( 25 + 9) = sqr ( 34 ) = 5.830 951 896 ...

8 Name: Anonymous : 2014-07-16 08:06 ID:Heaven [Del]

GETTIN' REAL TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT, BRO

I could not find that thread with "Make your own math number something..." so I will post here and I am kind because I dont like to bump and be mean like other poel in the comunity. Here is the math:
Here is the C function program(later to the functions name):
int Sauiwhdwie(int nX, int nY)
{
return (nX*10) + nY;
}

I call this number system calculaes of way:Sauiwhdwie but only if I am the first to call it, but I am sure other people have allready defined a name for it. Sadly I don't know that name, if you know plz tell me. But if I am the first I can officialy say that humanity is stupid. That is all.

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