Background:
So I was sick for about 5 weeks in 5 weeks back in time. And this is what happende. I got diarraja and there where all over the place ppop as brown as jungle people. I needed to go to hospital and there where many Asians and some blonde bitch that puted needels in me. It hurted and stuff. Then the doctor sad that I got some bad shit and that there is 50% change me living out of these.
So I got visit by my family and they sad:
"Get living or die trying, because we ain't got the money bitch."
So I got living and then I FORGOT TO POOP.

So Now I can not:Tell the difference between pooping and farting. Help me!
This is serious question gus and gurls!

Can I get lolipop?

NO.

OBAMACARE SAYS NO LOLLIPOPS EVAR AGAIN. ONLY HEALTHY SNACKS. YOU GET A LIGHTLY STEAMED TURNIP ON A STICK AFTER BEING PROBED BY NOT YOUR FAMILY DOCTOR YOU'VE ALWAYS HAD.

WELCOME TO OBAMKKKA'S AMERICA

SHOULD HAVE SAID OBAMAKKKARE 'CAUSE THAT MAKES MORE SENSE. OOPS.