That a new TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES(yes, all in upper cases) movie comes out soon to the cinemas of the world, except for nigger country's.
You can turn forward now or unlearn the stuff they want you to know.
Here are the facts.
The teenage mutant ninja turtles was a shitty cartoon in the 80s or show. All who watched it grew up to be furrys. Not much more to say.
Here's where it gets crazy.
The new movie is furthered on jewtube, must mean it is viewbooted. It has to a live action with that gcdc animated shit so they can display the turtles and the rat and maybe some other cardboard characters in the new life action movie. Meaning is is suppose to appeal to +30 years old people like AngryVideoGameNerd or nitendo? They really want you to know that this movie is out, but why? Is it for the profit(?), nostalgic(?), something else? We don't know.
So you're saying the main characters of this thing are turtles. I think you've lost your mind. That doesn't sound right. Maybe you mean ninjas fight mutant turtles? Even then, it would be pretty one-sided because turtles are slow and lame.
I would like a my little pony movy, for me and the Bronys to watch.
I would like to see MLP vs. TMNT. And I want rape scenes. Lots of them.
Donatello's cold scaly cock slowly penetrated uhm... hold on, I have to look up characters from that show. Slowly penetrated... wow, this is a really long Wikipedia article. Wow, really long. Er... SLOWLY PENETRATED the supple wincing... it's named Pinkie Pie? Really? That's like already a double entendre and just takes the air out of everything I was going for here. Thanks a lot, pony fags.
TUTRTLE DICK SCALY LIKE A RHINO 1990 FUCK SEWERT JAPANE "cowabunga dude" MUSHROOM PIZA