DILDO

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The hyperdildotron was wheeled into the interrogation room. Its operators swiftly took cover as the machine released an ever-increasing spray of sparks and its mechanical whine reached a breathtaking crescendo.

a synonym for dildo is penis

a homonym for dildo is dildo

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Number 6 I rude 0037! tell her to not be so rude!

I shall be is. My bad.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo,_Newfoundland_and_Labrador

>The town's unusual name has brought it a certain amount of notoriety in the same vein as Fucking, Austria; Anus, France; Nob End, England; Effin, Ireland; Twatt, Scotland; Intercourse, Pennsylvania; Bald Knob, West Virginia; Wankum, Germany; Masturbation, Namibia; Kneadingtits, Slovenia; and Blojob, South Korea also I didn't make any of these up i'm super serius

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>South Dildo is a neighbouring unincorporated community.

We should found West Dildo and North Dildo. We cannot rest until there are Dildos on every point of the compass!

Dildo Island, Dildoton, Dildonia, Dildopolis, Dildo Peak, Dildo Bay, Dildo Pass, Dildo Cove, Dildo Inlet

Archdiocese of Dildo

I always chose fanta over coca cola as asian are better then niggers but in the end i always feel bad to drink soft drink.

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dil-dough

dill dough is better. sounds like a real thing.

1 package (1/4 ounce) active dry yeast
1/4 cup warm water (110° to 115°)
1 cup (8 ounces) 2% cottage cheese
1/4 cup snipped fresh dill or 4 teaspoons dill weed
1 tablespoon butter, melted
1-1/2 teaspoons salt
1 teaspoon sugar
1 teaspoon dill seed
1 egg, lightly beaten
2-1/4 to 2-3/4 cups all-purpose flour

• In a large bowl, dissolve yeast in warm water. In a small saucepan, heat cottage cheese to 110°-115°; add to yeast mixture. Add the fresh dill, butter, salt, sugar, dill seed, egg and 1 cup flour; beat until smooth. Stir in enough remaining flour to form a soft dough. Do not knead. Cover and let rise in a warm place until doubled, about 1 hour.
• Punch dough down. Turn onto a lightly floured surface; shape into a 6-in. circle. Transfer to a 9-in. round baking pan coated with cooking spray. Cover and let rise until doubled, about 45 minutes.
• Bake at 350° for 35-40 minutes or until bread sounds hollow when tapped. Remove from pan to a wire rack to cool. Cut into wedges before serving. Yield: 12 servings.

omg omg omg I really can make dill dough!@&$^!!!!