This process, which is steeped in tradition, has exactly 998 steps. Every part of the ritual must be done the right way and in the right order so as not to upset the sacred geometry, or more pressingly, so that we do not maim Shii by summoning only a fraction of him. As you all remember, last time we got only ninety steps in before screwing it up. Whatever that tablespoon of red goo we summoned was, parted from Shii it has clearly done no good for his mental health. We'll work on the process for reuniting him with that as soon as we've summoned him and I can locate the jar I put it in.

Brothers, sisters, and miscellaneous, let us begin:

• Manufacture three tinfoil hats for use later: two wizard-shaped, one with horns.

Fuck OP shit.

We are not your brainless army! Go somewhere else moron.

• We praise >>3 for fulfilling the prophesies: "The feces-mouthed one shall call to the headless minions of the Grand Priest. He shall call upon them to return to the plane from whence they came. And then the feces-mouthed one shall put a dick in his mouth and suck upon it."

• Draw a series of three intersecting squares around the shit upon the floor.

>>4
Why so angry? That is just my opinion. There is no need to say that kind of down grading thing about me.

• Continue chanting the prophesies: "And the feces-mouthed one, after sucking the dick, shall walk away from his words."

You're doing great >>7 ! Keep going!

>>8
I have relised afther styding your comment on my comment to your comment that the only way to speak to you is in the ancient way a japanes person whould. As that seeme to be the only way a weaboo fat sick fuck like you would understand your own race(if I am wrong, I am really sad. And I hope you die and this was never suppose to happen). Here are the facts:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_superstitions - I personaly have not seen the facts on this fact but I belive in the NAME of god they are right. But I need to remind you that I know you are just living in a dream world of snow and NIGGER kind. But as this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VITZ-Oyy9Os
I know that ALL asian people and other niggers dont have any culture what ever. Including to Jap people. As they takeing over by wester media and TecnoligtVs for watchin Animus. But as a wester I know the only shit on tv is from hollewod and all real cultuer of the world is in the end of the corner in the libary behind the mounting of dust. But ofc, there are no culutre if you reaced the point of mine.
But lets continue. (For that matter i think this is jap culture afther all the shogun2 and 2chan that I used with google translate, but I will do today more)

* If you play with fire, you will wet your bed. (It makes children become aware of the danger of fire.)[citation needed]
* If you rest just after eating, you will become a cow/pig/elephant. (This means not to be lazy.)[3][4]
* If you whistle or play a flute at night, snakes will come to you. (This means not to bother your neighbors.) (When they say snake, it means a thief.)[3][4]
* A cold midsection will cause diarrhea
* The first dream of a new year will come true
* Breaking a comb or the cloth strap of a "geta" wooden sandal is an omen of misfortune.[3]
* Stepping on the cloth border of a tatami mat brings bad luck.

This is what I have to say to you >>8:
"you rest with fire or [pig play whistle or play a flute] (and) wet your bed diarrhea luck come true"
Hope you understand now!

BTW:The only jap culture is there tec in WC. Even if Koreans are better on WC. As the jap are using sticks to clean the key board??

• Though the revelations in >>9 will be of future importance, it is now time to start the process of divining from chicken entrails, doing the most important part first: making wings.

>>10
WTF are you saying? Try next time to speak English. I don't even know why I am posting/responding to you. You are not even OP.

• Eat the wings. I recommend doing so outside, since there's shit on the floor inside. It's important to the ritual and everything, but that's still nasty.

For fuck sake this is horrible. This should be in limbo. But why not? Ofc because it is 0037 or what the fuck is OP. I mean it is obvious he want to much to suck shii or what ever the fuck his name is. There is nothing of a value in this thread. Just stop now. You are not being anonymous 0037 and you are bad, why not just use your trip? We are not stupid.

And for that matter I don't understand what is so cool with japan culture. Just look here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ch%C5%ABgi
In old jap they used this sticks called Chūgi to clean there asses. They used the same stick to eat there food. Don't you understand this? Japan people are a shit people! Stop now! Japan technology before they stole all the west technology to make there extremely shit "advance" toilets was sticks. What to build your house with?:sticks. What to kill you enemy with?:sticks. What to build your boats with?:sticks. What to eat?: sticks. And this is advance culture?: WTF is wrong with you.

For that matter Animu is really if you take Disney(jew shit propaganda) reflect it on a broken mirror and then a japan person that had after he head sex with a loli and drew it on a stick. You are all fucking morons.

• Poke chicken entrails with a chūgi and consult divination charts.

I always wondered what:
https://www.mywot.com/en/scorecard/world2ch.org
GURBL "pill spammers hitting spamtraps" means? Does anyone know the answer? if so tell me.

>>15
Pill spammers are people who post things like:
VIAGRA 100 PILLS FOR $10 VISIT http://someshortenedurl.com/ehHSK7

The spam trap is the filter that blocks such spam based on certain words or urls. I wonder if this post will be caught by the spam trap...

• Inscribe the shit square with 100% NATURA7 V18GR/\

Next set fire to pretentious books of some acclaim.

• Pee out of the fire and blindly select a page from the wreckage.

You know, this thread isn't nearly as bad as I remember.

I disagree

Are you doubting how bad it is? Because I think you might be doubting my memory of it being bad, which suddenly raises some deeply philosophical questions about memory.