Dear Diary,
Today I decided to make a new diary because the other one was fouled by evildoers. Bad people should all die and burn for eternity in the merciless flames of hell. I am glad there is a hell. Today I will go to school and take an exam. I hope I will do well. The person who sits next to me is a Muslim from India. I have never spoken to him but I know he is a Muslim from India because he is such a distasteful person. He always smells like B.O. and during class he hardly does anything but fiddle with his I-Phone. He has many annoying habits. He frequently drums loudly on the table with his fingers. Sometimes he swishes his saliva around through his teeth, which creates an unpleasant sound. When he actually does take notes he presses the paper so hard that the entire desk shakes like an earth quake. He also tries to peek at my own notes to see what he has missed while he was I-Phoneing. He will even go so far as to crane his neck to try to see around my hand which is blocking his view. One day he ate some kind of peanut butter candy bar. He crackled the wrapper far too much and chewed with his mouth open, smacking his lips loudly. He then coughed, covering his mouth but cupping his hand in such a manner that the air blast of his cough was directed at my face. I hope he will do badly on the exam today.

Anon, you are doing it wrong. This is not a place for selfishness. Not saying that you are doing anything wrong, but you can do so much more, for you and the surrounding. Why, are you doing this? No, conversation. Just a wall of words. It means to me 0. Please stop, and get a interactive conversation.