Dear Diary,
Today I did absolutely nothing. Well, that is not really true. I did absolutely nothing productive or good. I ate Xween candy and some bacon I found in the fridge and some bread I found in the toaster. I played boring video games. My brother told me about the pour-over brewing method of coffee. He says a stream of water gets 10 degrees colder when it falls 6 inches. I was skeptical. I asked him questions such as, 'what diameter is the stream? if it is already cold does it still get colder?' then I pointed out that his coffee was old and stale. He doesn't like me very much. Also yesterday was Xween, a fact I didn't remember until I walked into school and noticed a greater-than-usual amount of men dressed like pimps and women dressed like whores. I hate Xween even more than Christmas.