As I was leaving the house, a group of malnourished gentlemen approached me, with bare chests and unzipped pants. "Help", I yelped, but no help came. "Stop", I cried, but they did not stop. They started rubbing and scratching and took me inside for tea and cookies. They served biscotti and had their way with me and my cat, taking turns in sodomizing both of us. I could feel their veiny, throbbing members rubbing against the walls of my virgin anus. Upon finishing, we went upstairs to watch an episode of Yuru Yuri and marvel at the antics of Lesbian Kyouko and Lesbian Friends.
We have been up here for about two days. Ahh, those fucking things, they can't, uh, deal with stairs. So we're gonna huddle up here for a while. We've got plenty of, uh, you know, stuff in cans to eat. So I think we're gonna be okay. Uhm... I can hear them downstairs, knocking into shit.
guh guh … yeah
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