You can only post in this thread if you're from Heaven.
Does this mean that the thread of heaven will never see top of the board?
>>4
It was at the top of the board when it was created; it probably won't be seen at the top ever again. What a humble thread, to sacrifice itself for the rest of the board's sins.
>>7
No, it isn't “Then” either.
It's H-something. Probably something really Jewish. Habakkuk?
>>10
That's funny, Heaven went to Hell! I even checked in there and couldn't find it, that's what I get for not using ctrl+f. Also limbo wouldn't work since it doesn't allow ID badges.
Living a pious life!
Praying to Our Lord!
Raising healthy Christian children!
Do all of this and you may gain access to our paradise!
>>12
This sounds hard. What does your paradise offer over the competition's paradise?
>>12
What if my children are sickly, but proportionately more Christian? Will that work?
We're finally off the den of sin and filth that is the front page!
Isn't it exciting!
Maybe I should have laughed with the sinners instead.
what im doin hire
Now the heathens can see what we're talking about. Remain calm and full of grace.
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
Thank you Lord for forgiving me for forgetting to thank you yesterday.