Alcohol Advice (7)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-19 10:49 ID:gX7CDn7F [Del]

So I've recently started drinking with the boys, but my inexperience has led to me making a few poor decisions that have gotten me laughed at.

Share your knowledge of alcohol please, how to not go overboard, what types of beer and hard liquor to try/avoid, dos and don'ts of mixed drinks, etc.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-19 22:32 ID:te4oEGbO [Del]

pack your anus full of broken glass to avoid rape.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-20 22:15 ID:+URDWpRe [Del]

>>2
but what if they rape you with a none organic object, like a strap on. The only way to not get raped is to use a buttplug and then have a rope around the body, then lock the rope with a key and throw away the key. Thus one can not poop, but allso no one can insert anything to once anus.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-21 05:31 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>3
All rapists carry knives. Ropes are useless against them. You're also counting on a rapist being willing to destroy a valuable strap on.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-22 01:08 ID:kJH6BVjY [Del]

I shouldnt have to plug my assx te@ch women not.to rape instead

6 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-28 06:16 ID:3l3G949D [Del]

Save yourself the trouble by not drinking at all

7 Name: Anonymous : 2016-11-01 14:58 ID:Heaven [Del]

Anyone who refers to their friends as "the boys" is almost guaranteed to be a faggot. Have you tried sucking their dicks? Then they won't laugh at you because they're enjoying your blowjobs too much. Hell, they might even fuck you in the ass!

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