1) GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY
rape
I agree with ID:vFn1xTKx, grab them by the pussy.
pikachu ja nai yo mimikyu da yo
Lift weights until you are strong enough to pick them up comfortably.
>>6
This is true, though of course when you pick them up comfortably, it should be grabbing them by the pussy to lift them.
if u cant pick em up, use a crane
Don't tell them you browse textboards.
Even better, don't tell them you browse this textboard
>>9
Is this what I'm doing wrong? Everytime I go to lift a girl, I brag to her about posting on world2ch.org and then next thing I know I'm all alone with my waifu pillow.
Sounds like you just woke up from a dream about lifting girls, >>11.
This is a serious thread for men lifting actual women.
> I'm all alone with my waifu pillow.
I'm confused, how can you be alone if your pillow is with you?
Fuck her right in the pussy