This thread is for weeaboo rehabiliation. Weeaboo rehab. Reehaboo.
Post in this thread if you are a weeaboo, want to stop being a weeaboo, or successfully weened yourself off addictive chinese cartoons.
I used to be a weeaboo just 2 years ago! But I successfully cured myself by watching superior western cartoons such as My Little Pony and Spongebob Squaerpants. And now I have a smoking hot girlfriend that dresses up like Patrick and pegs me!
Are you missing work because of anime? Have you lost your job and are now unwilling to pay your bills because of anime? Are you trading sex for wifi so you can download more anime? Have you noticed that the password changes with increasing frequency, moving your arrangement from the occasional blowjob to rough three-times daily anal sex? Are you on your laptop watching anime while taking it in the ass? Have you gotten quite good at reading subtitles while being fucked? Did you get kicked out of the house while your "friend's" mom came over and were reduced to blowing a Starbucks employee so you could abuse their wifi, only to discover they block torrents? Did you weep for over an hour because of this? Did you spend the rest of the day wandering around residential areas trying to find an open router? Were you arrested for trespassing after being found in someone's backyard, laptop plugged into an outdoor outlet? Did you lose your mind without your laptop full of anime and find yourself reduced to drawing frames of anime on the walls with your own shit and "animating" them by spinning rapidly in a circle? Did this happen less than three hours after being put in your cell?
If this sounds like you, when/if they ever let you out of the hospital, don't forget that your laptop is still at the police station. They say you've been through a lot of electroshock and that can result in some memory loss. Also, I've changed the wifi password again, so don't think you can just chill out on the porch and use it for free. Call me.
Replace that addiction to chinese cartoon with an addiction to mongolian puppetshow. It helped me.
this thread cured me
They tried to make me go to rehab, I said o-hay-o