Once upon a time there was a cat. It was fat because it ate bats.

So a lad came along and sat to watch this cat.

But it decided to hide under a mat.

le shit nigger punched the cat with a zat.

So the mat reacted and flew the cat to Pripyat.

the radiation from pripyat made the cat become flat

When the cat became flat, it looked like a bat.

The bat-looking cat flew back to Ballarat.

At Ballarat, there was a bat-eating cat. And that bat-eating cat ate the bat-looking cat.