ticks is dangerously unstable, prone to long unexcused absences, appears ready to mete out disproportional punishments, does not play well with my other lieutenants, and yet retains an independent power base. My main goal as a dictator is to unite and divide the various factions under my control so that I can never be replaced by coup. With this in mind, ticks is definitely a frontrunner for modship.

When I die in office, this place will transition to freedom about as smoothly as Yugoslavia did...