There can only be one.
James T. Kirk
Jean-Luc Picard
Benjamin Sisko
Kathryn Janeway
Jonathan Archer
Picard! ...then Sisko.
The others are horrible. I can mmaaaaaaayyybe tolerate Janeway but I'm undecided.
Also hi Chris! You + me = :･ﾟ＼(^(ｴ)^)人(^(ｴ)^)/ﾟ･:
Kirk
Evil Kirk
Clone of Kirk
Picard
Who the fuck are these other guys NON CANON SCUM
Anakin Skywalker
But if they're torn apart, transmitted atom-by-atom, and then reassembled by the transporter, then isn't technically it a new captain every single time they use that machine?
Jean-Luc Picard > James T. Kirk
>>8
OK, maybe Jean-Luc Picard > Clone of Kirk, but definitely not > Evil Kirk.
ticks is a dude lol
Picard, then Kirk, then Janeway, Kill the rest.
I didn't watch this show all that carefully, so I may have just imagined this, but didn't they replicate the entire ship through a time travel error at one point? Since they do this a lot, I can only assume that the universe is cluttered with duplicate Enterprises. Like every planet they visit has a really confusing time: these jerks show up, show them the error of their ways or blow them up or whatever, disappear, and then reappear a day later like nothing happened and act like they've never seen you before. These poor aliens are just left wondering WTF. They probably assume the human race reproduces with litters of identical triplets given that everyone in the pile of red shirt corpses looks exactly the same give or take a few days' decay.
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Behold, over 285,000 Enterprises! http://i.imgur.com/3j8TZCz.jpg
>>14
It's from an episode where the next generation crew fuck something up and basically summon all the Enterprises from alternate dimensions. The only notable thing that happens is that there's a ship commanded by a bizarro Riker who has like gone crazy because of the borg or something, attacks shit, and gets blown up for it.
There's a bunch of made up techno-babble, the problem is resolved with magi--TECHNOLOGY, and then credits.
^^^ This sums up 50% or more of TNG. If anyone asks what happens in an episode, you can sound like an expert by copying and pasting that as your reply.
