there is a woman online who i dated for two years. she had me cross the
united states into canada to spend the weekend with her but never
showed up. she did come down to the US to a seattle washington anime
convention, but she only stayed for ten minutes after waiting in line
for an hour to get her pass and driving six hours down. some more
information about her:

she is living with her millionaire sister-wife she married in mongolia
who is a secret agent for the canadian government in a mansion in
finland, publishing lengthy philosophical papers in respected and
prestigious academic journals which no one who she is friends with has
ever read. part of why she moved was to escape from toronto canada, a
city where every attractive girl between the ages of 15 and 30 was
trying to get in her pants and do heroin with her. she moved to
vancouver first, but she was having affairs with her boss, so she
bought houses in montreal, france, and germany, going on vacation all
over and using VPNs she bought in the same countries while visiting.
she spent a good deal of time in japan to deal with stress, too.
she swears that this is all true and will attack anyone who questions
it. she is also deaf, losing her hearing coincidentally the same day i
asked for her phone number since her webcam broke, and she has been
deaf for several years now.

after she hosted an online reverse vanity page about me, i managed to
contact her web host threatening legal action, andi managed to
determine her real life identity, which is very different from the
person she claims to be online. i presented her with the details, and
afraid, she fled irc forever. i do not want people to cause her real
life problems, but keep in mind that she is not who she presents
herself as being. the addresses which she has her friends from the
internet mail expensive gifts to are, without fail, invalid addresses.
her "real life" friends she invites to IRC chat from the same VPN she
uses to connect.

it is the belief of several concerned individuals that everything known
about her is an elaborate web of lies. she claims to be diagnosed
professionally with multiple personality disorder, schizophrenia,
borderline personaltiy disorder, asperger's, depression, anxiety, and a
handful of other disorders. she is currently unmedicated.

her former online alias is "ticks", a nickname she used on rizon,
synirc, efnet, irchighway, and a wide range of other otaku IRC
networks. she likes to go by the name "emily". a list of her known
online profiles:

* https://twitter.com/noajdde -- main twitter profile
* https://twitter.com/kadenssi -- her sister/wife/rapist (?)
* https://twitter.com/tea___bot -- twitter bot
* http://cerealexperiments.com/ -- homepage
* http://truneet.com/ -- tumblr blog

share this information freely. it all comes from chatlogs in public
channels and she will testify that it is true. what follows below comes
from private chatlogs:

* containing the word "hospital"
* from 08-01-2012 - 08-01-2013