please kill me (5)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2013-06-29 07:43 ID:Heaven [Del]

i am a suicidal person looking for someone who wants to kill him. i will pay for airfare and give you an extra $500 if you promise to kill me. method of execution is up to you. all that i ask is that you hide my body so that my family won't be sad. i already have a cover story.

make a convincing post ITT and put your email in the link field, if you seem legit i will contact. only post SERIOUS replies in this thread, i am NOT in the mood for trolls. i recommend making your posts with TOR to cover your ass and using a disposable email address.

thank you in advance to anyone with a sadistic side. hopefully i can find a quiet painless end soon.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2013-06-29 12:41 ID:3YwDBwlx [Del]

>painless

That's no fun.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2013-06-29 21:24 ID:ln6j8oZP [Del]

This thread is now about unfortunate euthanasia methods:

  • wood chipper

4 Name: Anonymous : 2013-06-29 23:32 ID:ln6j8oZP [Del]

GET IN THE CHIPPER! YOU WANTED THIS! FEET FIRST!

5 Name: Anonymous : 2013-07-02 14:03 ID:Heaven [Del]

jackson 5 GET

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