Quarterly Earnings Report II (17)

1 Name: 0037◆A0z7CY5eG2 : 2013-01-31 07:15 ID:OUknsZEI [Del]

So this month last year, we had traffic of 297 MB. This month: 3.91 GB. So ignoring actual math, that means we've grown 13-fold in one year. WHAT THE SHIT. Who are you people? What are you doing here? If this keeps up, and I continue ignoring actual math, this means I'll be doing 1.45 petabytes a month in 2017. I'm pretty sure that will be over my monthly limit...

944 MB of this traffic is coming from China. Any ideas why? Anyone know some good Chinese insults? Drop them in this thread and let's see if they're actually reading this or not...

2 Name: 0037◆A0z7CY5eG2 : 2013-01-31 07:32 ID:OUknsZEI [Del]

Now you might be thinking that it's just a couple obsessive people who are running up the bandwidth checking this board for the next piece of wisdom from Archduke, but NO...

Turns out my top three obsessive users (after myself; I can't wait to hear what Archduke bought at the convenience store on his way home today! holy shit, the anticipation is killing me!) top out at between 55-64MB a piece. So that means most traffic is coming from unique users.

I'll say it one more time for emphasis: WHAT THE SHIT

Top three referrals after Google are (fucking) Reddit. Specifically this: http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/16ih0m/a_nice_chunk_o_4chan_history_extracted_from/ which seems awfully short to account for so much traffic.

3 Name: 0037◆A0z7CY5eG2 : 2013-01-31 07:34 ID:OUknsZEI [Del]

The dramabomb remains our #1 hit. Who wants to advertise on that fucker? To hell with this... it's time to sell out. Clearly. Our growth is completely unsustainable and that appeals to YOUR INDUSTRY. Call me, yo...

4 Name: Anonymous : 2013-02-01 00:13 ID:DbtqdZPi [Del]

>China

Maybe botnets? Spambots trying to spam but failing due to Kareha's godly anti-spam?

5 Name: Airskadt!Usx8zpL6tY : 2013-02-02 10:57 ID:tQQIOaFv [Del]

>944 MB of this traffic is coming from China.

Certainly botnets. We can always follow the ideas of our predecessors and ban the shit out of those filthy, filthy gooknips!

6 Name: Airskadt!Usx8zpL6tY : 2013-02-02 10:57 ID:Heaven [Del]

(Why am I even using a tripcode these days, I wonder...?)

7 Name: Anonymous : 2013-02-02 11:42 ID:XvX9YUer [Del]

IP Ban China and block anyone coming from reddit as a referral

8 Name: Anonymous : 2013-02-02 14:47 ID:qD5j54Ob [Del]

Ban everyone.

9 Name: 0037◆A0z7CY5eG2 : 2013-02-02 15:25 ID:d0ypm+k8 [Del]

>>8
Done.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2013-02-03 05:46 ID:k703ZRCw [Del]

WHAT!?

11 Name: TheShadowFog● :D :D :D :D : 2013-02-03 17:16 ID:Heaven [Del]

no no no

12 Name: Anonymous : 2013-02-03 18:27 ID:wyGMAMzr [Del]

ning nong ching chong fucker

13 Name: Anonymous : 2013-02-04 13:25 ID:e6dNVR9z [Del]

GREETINGS FROM A CHILEAN TEXTBOARD
FUCKING CHINESES DRAIN OUR BANDWITH TOO
CHINESE IS DISGUSTING
COMMUNIST PIGS DON'T KNOW ABOUT GLORIOUS PINOCHET REAGANOMICS.
DISGUSTING.

14 Name: Anonymous : 2013-02-04 19:09 ID:XvX9YUer [Del]

I'M A CHINAMAN
SON OF A BiTCH 0037
SHII IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A UNSAFE WORKING CONDITIONS?
DO YOU WANT A HIGHER BANDWIDTH?
WORLD2CH IS PIG DISGUSTING
ARCHDUKE IS A MURDERER

FuCKING REDDIT

15 Name: Anonymous : 2013-02-06 09:03 ID:TPnxOwF7 [Del]

>>6
I think i know you from #bai

16 Name: Anonymous : 2013-02-07 09:18 ID:DEn802Od [Del]

FuCKING REDDIT FuCKING REDDIT FuCKING REDDIT FuCKING REDDIT FuCKING REDDIT FuCKING REDDIT FuCKING REDDIT FuCKING REDDIT FuCKING REDDIT FuCKING REDDIT FuCKING REDDIT FuCKING REDDIT FuCKING REDDIT FuCKING REDDIT FuCKING REDDIT FuCKING REDDIT FuCKING REDDIT FuCKING REDDIT FuCKING REDDIT FuCKING REDDIT

17 Name: Airskadt!Usx8zpL6tY : 2013-02-08 08:38 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>15
You'd be right.

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